New boards podcast being recorded on 2/9, questions needed!

tSubh Dearg

Hello people! Shabadu & I, plus several special guests, will be recording another podcast this coming Saturday. We will also be fielding questions to a panel* of boardsies. Do any of you have any questions about life, the universe and everything you wish to have answered on-air? They don't even have to be boards-related. Please comment if you have one, and in all likelihood you'll get a shout-out & hopefully an answer.



*DISCLAIMER: panel may only comprise of two people unless some more of the 'maybes' confirm.

Gordon

Cool! Who are the panel?

Ruu_Old

Stickied for the moment, best of luck guys.




p.s Shabs or tSubh, send me a PM when you want to unsticky.

tSubh Dearg

It's a secret! Mainly cause of the disclaimer above

Sarky

Which admin decided to use the word "Kewl" for that new AH subforum?

scojones

Ah, the tread exists. Decent.

I have a few questions.

How does a single person with no arms pleasure themselves sexually?

How big does a penis need to be to be too big?

Who invented the tv remote control?

Why did monks invent beer when they're not supposed to drink?

Why is water more expensive than oil?

What's the story with that black smoke thing in Lost?

What's the story with 'the monster' in Lost?

When will The Hobbit be finished filming?

And finally, would bubbles carry on the way he does if he wasn't socially retarded?

BossArky

I have a question or two:

Q: If you were Arcee the "female" transformer, which other transformer(the rest are all male) would you find most attractive? Are Decepticons more attractive than Autobots due to their bad boy streak? Would you offer your services free of charge to feature in TransformerFarm? (the Transformer equivalent of Animal Farm where Arcee gets done and dirty with the Dinobots)

Budo.Judo.Kev

I've loads of questons for Talleisin but i'd rather ask him in person.

Crucifix

BossArky wrote:

I have a question or two:

Q: If you were Arcee the "female" transformer, which other transformer(the rest are all male) would you find most attractive? Are Decepticons more attractive than Autobots due to their bad boy streak? Would you offer your services free of charge to feature in TransformerFarm? (the Transformer equivalent of Animal Farm where Arcee gets done and dirty with the Dinobots)

I can't wait to hear this discussed.
Also woot for more podcasts.

Binomate

How do you play Cluedo?

monkeyfudge

More transformers questions please... yum... yum....

irlrobins

How do we fix the boards servers?

(The irony of boards failing as I tried to post this reply does not pass unnoticed. )

Ruu_Old

If you could be a Tellytubby, which one would you be and why?

Terry

Ruu wrote:

If you could be a Tellytubby, which one would you be and why?

and which one is the gay one?

also, what's the deal with aeroplane peanuts?

is frolf a good game?

why do women spend so long on the phone?

why am i fat?

isn't this thread a duplicate of another thread? if so, which mod decided to leave it here?

in light of the recent danish cartoon controversy, will Dublin politician David Kelly be punished if the the allegations made about him are true?

where is pighead gone? Last Activity: 18-08-2006 18:42

Gordon

I want arm wrestles and funny accents!

Ruu_Old

julep, tSubh kindly asked me if it was okay to repost it here to get a few more questions for the podcast, its boards related so I reckon its okay here and I said it was fine.
Looking forward to this.

_blank_

Will you mention the new Boards Football Team?

Our forum

connundrum

Will the Chinese take over the earth?

How racist is racist?

Will teh interweb speak soon be cooler dan txt spk?

Are 3 day weekends such a bad idea?

How much will globalisation save me on a weekly basis.. answers in Pounds and Pence please. Old money ftw!

And finally, in a competition between myself, Julep and Sjones - who would drink the most amounts of pints (beer/ale/stout) in a 5 hour period.

Thank you for your time :cool:

Terry

Ruu wrote:

julep, tSubh kindly asked me if it was okay to repost it here to get a few more questions for the podcast, its boards related so I reckon its okay here and I said it was fine.
Looking forward to this.

yeah. i thing she PM'd all the Ah mods. i was just kidding.

Rhyme

How many roads must a man walk down?

Is Nate better than lever?

Does my bum looks big in this?

Will you guys say "Thaed-diddly-diddly" on this podcast again?

Why is there only one female Transformer, is it like with the Smurfs only with less communism?

What was Willis talking about?

Whats better, 'Swwwaaayyyyyzzeeeee!!!' or 'Cruiiiiisssssseeeeee!!!'?

monkeyfudge

I'm pretty sure there was more than one female transformer actually.

I remember an old episode where Optimus Prime had a girlfriend who he left behind on Cybertron... they were made from the same parts or something.. so there was some mad robot incest sh*t going on there.

I demand that this female transformer issue is cleared up and discussed in depth on the podcast! (In scotch accents)

Terry

i would also like verification on optimus primes religious affiliation.

Rhyme

monkeyfudge wrote:

I remember an old episode where Optimus Prime had a girlfriend who he left behind on Cybertron... they were made from the same parts or something.. so there was some mad robot incest sh*t going on there.

I hate myself for finding this but...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Optimus_Prime_(person)

monkeyfudge

I seriously want to change that so it reads "Prime has a girlfriend, Vanessa, and four children: Nick, Jessie, Mike, and Teletran One."

Sheesh.. like a father figure to him? He must have been a teenager by the time Transformers came out.

Rhyme

monkeyfudge wrote:

Teletran One

Seriously close there Monkeyfudge... twas Elita One. I loved that bit in the episode, they were apart for like four million years. Absence makes the Matrix grow stronger?

EDIT: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_Transformers

Crucifix

Rhyme wrote:

Seriously close there Monkeyfudge... twas Elita One. I loved that bit in the episode, they were apart for like four million years. Absence makes the Matrix grow stronger?

EDIT: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_Transformers

Isn't teletran their ship computer?
Edit: Also I'm deeply jealous of the guy who changed his name to Optimus Prime before I could.

Rhyme

Crucifix wrote:

Isn't teletraan their ship computer?

Oh God i couldnt know... i was surprised i remembered that stuff about Elita One.

Actually this could make a really good question, purpose of differing genders among the Transformers. I mean this isnt Space Truckers.

monkeyfudge

Yep.. Teletran One was the computer... it also lived in Prime's trailer in the toys.

So there were other female autobots? It wasn't just a fantasy....

There were a good few female Go-Bots weren't there? That big race car was a total dyke though.

Crucifix

Rhyme wrote:

Oh God i couldnt know... i was surprised i remembered that stuff about Elita One.

Actually this could make a really good question, purpose of differing genders among the Transformers. I mean this isnt Space Truckers.

I imagine the Transformers could have the only reproductive cycle more confusing than the Aliens from Aliens. I do quite like the idea of them simply building their offspring though. Creationism vs Evolution gone mad.

monkeyfudge

I remember in the comics that Optimus Prime had Arcee built as he had caved in to pressure from the womens libbers.

Dirk Gently

I want to know if Scraggs really smells like flogs or if it's just an urban myth?

Do you reckon the handsome clown would be in with a chance with young scraggolicious?

Has the Corinthian ever said anything nice to any boardsie ever?

Has Karoma ever said anything nice to any boardsie ever?

Has Ruu ever been rude to any boardsies?

Has there ever been any dirty love triangles between boardsies in real life?

Is this finally going to be the year Liverpool wins the premiership?

What are the chances of coolsmileygirl and Kiera falling in love and becoming lesbian lovers?

Why do some boardsies sign off their post with their name. Would it not be easier to just put their name in their sig if they think people care so much. Did mike65 ever forget to sign off "mike" at the end of his posts?




clownbag.

Dave!

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Sgt. Politeness

just one suggestion...dont giggle through this one. it made the others almost cringe inducingly bad to listen to

Dave!

Where can I find the others? I've never heard of this before.....

projectmayhem

DaveMcG wrote:

Where can I find the others? I've never heard of this before.....

http://podcasts.boards.ie/

Terry

if jesus was to come back to earth next week, would you give him head twice?

you know, to celebrate the second coming.

Blisterman

When they made a mustard and David Hasselhoff forum, didn't they realise that everyone who's forum suggestion from then on was rejected, would say "Why not, there's a David Hasselhoff/mustard forum?"?

BossArky

So was this podcast recorded? And what was the outcome of the questions posted re Transformers.

Adam

Yes, we want answers damn it!