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BaZmO*

Internet meeting place for people with nothing better to do with there lives......

........according to last Saturday's MIRROR newspaper.

projectmayhem

didn't spot that

...because i was wiping my ass with that rag excuse for a newspaper.



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Ruu_Old

I'm hurt. Thread on feedback regarding this btw. Who's up for drinkies?:)

Laura Fitz06

....test

Terry

Laura Fitz06 wrote:

....test

it worked.

BaZmO*

projectmayhem wrote:

didn't spot that

...because i was wiping my ass with that rag excuse for a newspaper.



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Would it not be cheaper to buy toilet paper?

Anyway, it wasn't my paper.

Ruu wrote:

Thread on feedback regarding this btw.

Sorry. Didn't notice it.

Laura Fitz06

julep wrote:

it worked.

thanks im new

Ruu_Old

Laura Fitz06 wrote:

thanks im new

Welcome, if you need to test things out in future, there is a Test forum listed under the Sys menu. Also have a look at the Newbies/FAQ under the same menu. Have fun.

Tusky

Laura Fitz06 wrote:

thanks im new

no way?

Flukey

The Mirror, Sun etc. are not much use as toilet paper. They are full of crap already.

connundrum

BaZmO* wrote:

Internet meeting place for people with nothing better to do with there lives.......

I see nothing wrong with this statement... unfortunately

ScumLord

That's not true there's loads of better things I could be doing with my life..

I wouldn't feel to bad though it lists ronankeating.com as one of the coolest websites in Ireland???????

Beruthiel

Ruu wrote:

I'm hurt. Thread on feedback regarding this btw. Who's up for drinkies?:)

Drinks?
Always!

Baz
I think Cloud was looking for someone to scan that for him, post a link for him in the Feedback thread.

Tar.Aldarion

Hey, some have us have much better things that we are meant to be doing, we're just lazy/apathetic.
People still read those ahem, papers?

EDIT: Ber, he got one.

Nehpets

that "journalist" probably got banned and is upset:D

Daelus

"bebo.com: Want to know what your kids do when your not looking. Look on their bebo site for pictures."

Bebo users should not be allowed to be "journalists".

dr.bollocko

Its true, whenever im cruising boards Im at work, and therefore quite literally have nothing better to do. After the internet gets ****, boards will still be there to make me titter at the fantastic rate of 1 half giggle an hour.
I wonder does it also increase my farting?

Blitzkrieger

'Nothing better to do with their lives'?

If it was true - pot? Kettle?

dr.bollocko

"Nothing better to do..."
This from the "journalist" who has nothing better to do than write about the people using a site because they have nothing better to do with their lives. Plus this tosser is writing an article about the 50 coolest sites on the internet. My grannys hairy testicle could write a better article than that.


I dont know why she didnt bury it with my grandad.

JaneHudson

I think the mirror journo just got frustrated because the boards forums had too many long words and hardly any pictures.

The Real B-man

All Hail Mighty Boards.ie hmmmmmmmmm

monkeyfudge

connundrum wrote:

I see nothing wrong with this statement... unfortunately

It should really be 'their' not 'there'

dr.bollocko

Plus he didnt get to write about how boards.ie is actually a front for a major child porn and prostitution ring. Involving numerous top class irish citizens, such as doctors, Lords and an unusually high number of people claiming to be Pat Kenny.
And why its all F and F's fault in the first place...

Nalz

boards = meeting place? how long did they log on to boards for - 2 seconds.

(any hot gals wanna hook up!?) pm

Tar.Aldarion

****, I thought you were a girl, i've been pleasuring myself to a goddamn bloke again.

dr.bollocko

Mebbe she is. Its awful what assumptions can do to ones sex life sometimes.
Imagine, talking yourself out of a hot lesbian one third nordic threesome.

Heyes

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

****, I thought you were a girl, i've been pleasuring myself to a goddamn bloke again.

I actually thought Trilla was a girl aswell for some reason lol :rolleyes:

However Tar think you hit the nail on the head, we do have a lot of other things we could do were just lazy lumps :rolleyes:

Terry

i have nothing better to do with my life.
i can't even think of something witty ot put here.

Sgt. Politeness

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

****, I thought you were a girl, i've been pleasuring myself to a goddamn bloke again.

and its this kind of crap that makes the mirror statement all the truer

Tar.Aldarion

Sgt. Politeness wrote:

and its this kind of crap that makes the mirror statement all the truer

The mirror all the truer?
Great sentence.


I had better start some great philosophical debates like you, for fear of me only posting crap.
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2054914458&referrerid=59211&highlight=
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2054913781&referrerid=59211&highlight=
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2054920579&referrerid=59211&highlight=


Oh wait, rolleyes.

Faith

Sgt. Politeness wrote:

and its this kind of crap that makes the mirror statement all the truer

Dictionary.com Unabridged (v 1.0.1)
joke  /dʒoʊk/[johk] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation noun, verb, joked, jok‧ing.
–noun
1. something said or done to provoke laughter or cause amusement, as a witticism, a short and amusing anecdote, or a prankish act: He tells very funny jokes. She played a joke on him.
2. something that is amusing or ridiculous, esp. because of being ludicrously inadequate or a sham; a thing, situation, or person laughed at rather than taken seriously; farce: Their pretense of generosity is a joke. An officer with no ability to command is a joke.
3. a matter that need not be taken very seriously; trifling matter: The loss was no joke.
4. something that does not present the expected challenge; something very easy: The test was a joke for the whole class.
5. practical joke.
–verb (used without object)
6. to speak or act in a playful or merry way: He was always joking with us.
7. to say something in fun or teasing rather than in earnest; be facetious: He didn't really mean it, he was only joking.
–verb (used with object)
8. to subject to jokes; make fun of; tease.
9. to obtain by joking: The comedian joked coins from the audience.
[Origin: 1660–70; < L jocus jest]

—Related forms
jokeless, adjective
jok‧ing‧ly, adverb

—Synonyms 1. wisecrack, gag, jape, prank, quip, quirk, sally, raillery. Joke, jest refer to something said (or done) in sport, or to cause amusement. A joke is something said or done for the sake of exciting laughter; it may be raillery, a witty remark, or a prank or trick: to tell a joke. Jest, today a more formal word, nearly always refers to joking language and is more suggestive of scoffing or ridicule than is joke: to speak in jest.

Naked Lepper

youd get a creak in your neck reading that

Chakar

The whole article he wrote was basically poking fun at the websites.Nothing personal there.

dr.bollocko

Nothing personal my hole. Im Gonna Joe Duffy this journalist so hard his ass is gonna fall out his nose.

iFight

JaneHudson wrote:

I think the mirror journo just got frustrated because the boards forums had too many long words and hardly any pictures.

Exactly. Neck is killing me from reading that.

connundrum

monkeyfudge wrote:

It should really be 'their' not 'there'

I didn't want to poke holes... he/she has it bad enough working for the Mirror tbh.

panda100

We should get the Mirror 3am girls to do an exclusive at our next boards beers....and we'll give them more scandal then they can shake a stick at

Jack B. Badd

projectmayhem wrote:

didn't spot that

...because i was wiping my ass with that rag excuse for a newspaper.



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Oh Christ, I couldn't do that. Imagine what you could catch from it?!

mloc

in fairness it is the mirror. I wouldn't really call it a newspaper, and I certainly wouldn't call the people who write for it journalists... more like... "current events entertainment writers"

crosstownk

projectmayhem wrote:

didn't spot that

...because i was wiping my ass with that rag excuse for a newspaper.



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Exactly:D

Black Swan

BaZmO* wrote:

Internet meeting place for people with nothing better to do with there lives......MIRROR newspaper

Isn't the Mirror a newspaper read by "people with nothing better to do...?"