Poll in response to 'ugly' thread

chump

Hypothetical because I don't believe the second option is 'available' yet.
But if it were... her brain and ears are internal of course, and she intelligent, obviously she can't talk as she has no mouth, and that will eliminate the possibility of any ORAL pleasure, of course.

But what would you rather


(the nohead picture is just to illustrate that she has no head, she actually is HOT)

Pighead

Pighead demands head when hes with a chick so it'd have to be option 1.

kodute

But what would the buckteeth do to your manhood??! :eek:

Thomas_S_Hunterson

[statment of the obvious]
There aint nothing attractive about an ugly fat girl.
[/statment of the obvious]

The Hill Billy

kodute wrote:

But what would the buckteeth do to your manhood??! :eek:

Obviously you'd have to yank them out with a pliers first stupid!

You're not a man until you've gotten head from a fat ugly bird with bleeding gums.

kodute

kodute wrote:

But what would the buckteeth do to your manhood??! :eek:

Give you "cum faster" stripes!

fuzzywiggle

Wow.

What is this about

Is there going to be a female poll equivalent or do we have to do it ourselves?

Smellyirishman

bluewolf wrote:

Is there going to be a female poll equivalent or do we have to do it ourselves?

Do you really want a thread of equivalent quality?

Smellyirishman

Smellyirishman wrote:

Do you really want a thread of equivalent quality?

Perhaps not, but I thought I'd throw the idea out there anyway.
You're right, let the boys play as they will

kodute

bluewolf wrote:

Is there going to be a female poll equivalent or do we have to do it ourselves?

No just lose the head or lose the teeth!

Rnger

A headless creature? Limbs just moving around at random? No emotion? I dont think so tbh. I prefer human beings myself, not something out of silent hill

The Hill Billy

kodute wrote:

Should that not be...
> _ _

or

> :eek:

Anti

At least shed have nice tits to look at, instead of mahoosive saggy things that sit on her stomach

BossArky

You'd wonder why there are so many problems in the world today when there are minds of this calibre in the world.

chump

BossArky wrote:

You'd wonder why there are so many problems in the world today when there are minds of this calibre in the world.

Terribly juvenile alright. I personally hold little hope for this generation.

BlitzKrieg

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Lindaloo

lol, I just finished a book and it shows how men think (a journo who tries internet dating, gets addicted to porn and is hospitalised from fiddling too much!) and it's exactly like what you lads have written.

You really aren't complex creatures are yiz??

pmsl @ hill billy!

ThrownAway

Would she still be alive with no head :eek:

chump

ThrownAway wrote:

Would she still be alive with no head :eek:

course. shure her brain and ears are tucked away inside her! sounds are probably muffled a little bit ... would have to ask her to be sure

Sleepy

I'm taking sekrit option number 3: my right hand.

Ruu_Old

Where is Atari Jaguar?

L31mr0d

what if (really didn't think I'd be reasoning on something like this today) you could celotape on a fake head, like the ones from jim hendersons workshop, or the one that Arnie had on in Total recall "get ready for a surprise... BOOM"

The hot body might seem doable with a prosthetic head of some kind?

Mossy Monk

who would you talk to about the affairs of the modern day

ugly and fat ftw

Black Swan

Another headless thread?:rolleyes:

Thomas_S_Hunterson

Blue_Lagoon wrote:

Another headless thread?:rolleyes:

[shudder] pun

Zombrex

How do you have sex with an Atari Jaguar? I would rather have sex with a normal jaguar to be honest

monkeyfudge

Anyone ever read Robert Crumb's Mr. Natural comic strip called 'A Bitchin' Bod'? It deals with this situation exactly.

Can't find a copy of the strip itself, but this seems to be a fairly details description of it.

http://links.jstor.org/sici?sici=0002-7189(199723)65%3A3%3C667%3AOWHHTD%3E2.0.CO%3B2-U