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4 guys and a woman

Mad Dog · 2006-08-17 17:17:41

Four guys and a woman are stuck in an elevator. While they are stuck, they strike up a conversation. The first guy says, "I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E. , you know... ''Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist.'' The second guy says, "I'm a D.I.N.K.Y., you know... ''Double Income, No Kids Yet. " The third guy says,…

17-08-2006 5:17pm

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Mad Dog

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Four guys and a woman are stuck in an elevator.
While they are stuck, they strike up a conversation.
The first guy says, "I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E. , you know...
''Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist.''

The second guy says,
"I'm a D.I.N.K.Y., you know...
''Double Income, No Kids Yet. "

The third guy says,
"I'm a R.U.B., you know...
''Rich, Urban, Biker. "

The fourth guy says, I am a D.I.L.D.O., you know...
''Double Income, Little Dog Owner.''

They turn to the woman and ask her.
''What are you?''
She replies: "I'm a WIFE, you know...
Wash, Iron, Fcuk, Etc.

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#2 18-08-2006 9:06am

Froot

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damn the charter,

die!!!!

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#3 21-08-2006 11:13pm

Suaimhneach

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That wasnt that funny tbh...

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#4 22-08-2006 2:37pm

biko

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Not bad OP bit old but still going.

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#5 23-08-2006 11:59pm

pokerwidow

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Funny because it's true

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#6 01-09-2006 2:15pm

Kazu

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lol

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