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I'm Mr. Penis

  • 13-08-2006 2:01am
    #1
    Orion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,807 ✭✭✭✭


    I got on the nitelink home and sat towards the front. I looked around to the back at the sound of a voice I recognised and was asked "Are you Mr. Penis" at the top of her voice from the back of the bus.

    Well I'd like you thank you for all the looks of appreciation I got from the lovely ladies on that bus. :)

    You know who you are! :D

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  • #2
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    So miffed I didnt get to go!! :(

    On the plus side our gig went pretty well :)


  • #3
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I'M Spartacus!


  • #4
    Orion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,807 ✭✭✭✭Orion


    Are you? Are you though?

    But I have it on Dublin Bus cctv that I, in fact, am Mr. Penis!


  • #5
    Collie D
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,438 ✭✭✭✭Collie D


    You do realise that she may have just been calling you a príck?


  • #6
    Gone West
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,374 ✭✭✭Gone West


    Macros42 wrote:
    Are you? Are you though?

    But I have it on Dublin Bus cctv that I, in fact, am Mr. Penis!
    hehe Mac, she might have thought he was insulting you in a drunkem stupor?


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  • #7
    Beruthiel
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 42,361 Mod ✭✭✭✭Beruthiel


    Macros42 wrote:
    I got on the nitelink home and sat towards the front. I looked around to the back at the sound of a voice I recognised and was asked "Are you Mr. Penis" at the top of her voice from the back of the bus.

    Well I'd like you thank you for all the looks of appreciation I got from the lovely ladies on that bus. :)

    You know who you are! :D

    Oh thank god that mystery has been solved, I've been busy calling someone else mr. penis over on the events forum.
    Now that you had a trail of women following you back to your house to 'see', I'll be expecting cash money for pimping services :D


  • #8
    Dooom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,808 ✭✭✭Dooom


    Collie D wrote:
    You do realise that she may have just been calling you a príck?

    Roffle


  • #9
    Orion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,807 ✭✭✭✭Orion


    Collie D wrote:
    You do realise that she may have just been calling you a príck?
    ROFL - hadn't actually thought of that.


  • #10
    Da Bounca
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,699 ✭✭✭Da Bounca


    Did you confirm to these women, that you were in fact Mr.Penis, or are you basking in someone elses glory?

    That sounds a bit dodgy, kinda like a golden shower.


  • #11
    Beruthiel
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 42,361 Mod ✭✭✭✭Beruthiel


    Macros42 wrote:
    ROFL - hadn't actually thought of that.

    *nods*


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  • #12
    Collie D
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,438 ✭✭✭✭Collie D


    Macros42 wrote:
    ROFL - hadn't actually thought of that.

    Sorry to burst your bubble, man :)


  • #13
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,113 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    You were there macros?
    I didn't meet you? :(


  • #14
    azezil
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,397 ✭✭✭✭azezil


    I was called a closet hetro... could have been all that boobie grabbing
    >_>
    <_<


    *grin*


  • #15
    Orion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,807 ✭✭✭✭Orion


    Tar.Aldarion wrote:
    You were there macros?
    I didn't meet you? :(
    I was - and there's photographic evidence on the Event thread that I don't remember posing for :D

    I thought I'd met everyone important who was there :mad:

    Or maybe I did :p


  • #16
    Beruthiel
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 42,361 Mod ✭✭✭✭Beruthiel


    Macros42 wrote:
    Or maybe I did :p

    Yes
    You did


  • #17
    Procrastinator
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 79 ✭✭Procrastinator


    Maybe he said Mr. Pianist?


    Perhaps you look like a tinkler?


  • #18
    Dooom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,808 ✭✭✭Dooom


    Heh, pianist...


  • #19
    Beruthiel
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 42,361 Mod ✭✭✭✭Beruthiel


    No, I defo called him Mr. Penis, I was very clear on that, the whole bus can witness to this


  • #20
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,113 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Beruthiel wrote:
    Yes
    You did
    Don't believe her Macros, I'm very um, important and um stuff.
    :'(


  • #21
    scojones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,230 ✭✭✭scojones


    Tar.Aldarion wrote:
    Don't believe her Macros, I'm very um, important and um stuff.
    :'(

    I still love you.


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  • #22
    Santa Claus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,699 ✭✭✭Santa Claus


    Is this a service you would consider providing again ruthie ?


  • #23
    Beruthiel
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 42,361 Mod ✭✭✭✭Beruthiel


    Santa Claus wrote:
    Is this a service you would consider providing again ruthie ?

    Shouting at the top of my lungs while drunk on a bus?
    I'd say you could almost guarantee it :o


    I'm very um, important and um stuff.

    I'm reporting this in the SC forum
    it's spelt: unimportant


  • #24
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,113 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Funny that, I think it is spelled 'impotent'.


  • #25
    Beruthiel
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 42,361 Mod ✭✭✭✭Beruthiel


    Tar.Aldarion wrote:
    Funny that, I think it is spelled 'impotent'.

    Also a good option, how about both?
    To be sure like...


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