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BA has halted all flights from the UK until further notice.

11-08-2006 12:54pm

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BA announced: "I ain't going on no plane, you crazy fool."

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#2 11-08-2006 1:22pm

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Took me a minute to get it but it did make me chuckle

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#3 11-08-2006 1:25pm

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Texted it to seven people, two have replied with "Sure that was yesterday's news"

Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.

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#4 11-08-2006 1:30pm

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Ikky Poo2 wrote:

Texted it to seven people, two have replied with "Sure that was yesterday's news"

Oh dear

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#5 11-08-2006 2:46pm

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Very good!

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#6 11-08-2006 7:03pm

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very funny

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#7 11-08-2006 7:17pm

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very good

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#8 11-08-2006 7:18pm

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Well done old man.

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#9 11-08-2006 8:06pm

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how is this a fresh joke if its what he used to say 20 years ago? please dont tell you've never heard it used in a joke since then.. is there something im missing?

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#10 11-08-2006 9:58pm

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Made me giggle, cheers

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#11 12-08-2006 6:34pm

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gotta say, for a really cheezy joke, i loved it

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#12 12-08-2006 10:48pm

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gerTheGreat wrote:

gotta say, for a really cheezy joke, i loved it

too true:)

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#13 13-08-2006 6:09pm

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Ha - made me laugh.

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#14 13-08-2006 7:06pm

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took me a second to get it, but when I did, I laughed!

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#15 13-08-2006 7:15pm

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I don't get it. Anyone care to explain?

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#16 14-08-2006 12:27am

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fuzzywiggle wrote:

I don't get it. Anyone care to explain?

You're clearly too young.

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#17 14-08-2006 12:40am

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Ikky Poo2 wrote:

Texted it to seven people, two have replied with "Sure that was yesterday's news"

Hehe that's like the time I sent my sister a text that said "I was at a strawberry picking contest yesterday and a woman with no legs won. The jammy c*nt."

My sister sent me back "What were you doing at a starwberry picking contest?"

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#18 14-08-2006 5:27am

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fuzzywiggle wrote:

I don't get it. Anyone care to explain?

Watch the A-team.

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#19 14-08-2006 9:36am

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gotta say thats my kinda humour and now to txt it to people and claim it as my own!!

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#20 14-08-2006 10:44am

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Brilliant!

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#21 14-08-2006 3:03pm

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Me likes

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#22 15-08-2006 2:42pm

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aidan_walsh wrote:

You're clearly too young.

Thanks. That was really helpful

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#23 15-08-2006 3:25pm

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fuzzywiggle wrote:

Thanks. That was really helpful

*sigh*

BA from the A-Team (ya know, 'I pity the fool') has a fear of flying.

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#24 16-08-2006 4:24pm

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Oh...I get it! When you say BA you mean BA aka:Mr T, not British Airways.... Very humerous!

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#25 16-08-2006 11:14pm

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I'm sorry but that is absolutely brilliant. Five smileys for you - :D:D:D:D

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