Things you can do with your feet.

Terry

I'm quite limber for a fat person and i'm also very lazy.
the other day there was a knife on the floor beside me. instead of reaching down to pick it up, iattempted to use my toes. i was quite surprised to find that i could pick it up very easily.
i have since discovered that i can pick up many things with my feet, from bottles to bottle caps, cigarettes top cigarette boxes, even the remote control.
anyone else as lazy and limber as me?

Karl Hungus

You can actually do an incredible amount with your feet tbh. I mean, just look at this.

Pocari Sweat

I'm not as fat as I am, but I do think the aul' feet are handy for stuff like walking and you can chuck boots on them and look a bit hard like.

ST*

Karl Hungus wrote:

You can actually do an incredible amount with your feet tbh. I mean, just look at this.

The baby seems to be adapting quite well too. I noticed he clung around her neck quite tightly in order to be taken out of his cot. Shot in the dark, I'd say he would have been about 8mths or so, thats a damn good grip for a baby that age.

That was impressive, fair play to her.

Karl Hungus

Here's another. Impressive indeed.

Dave

Impressive?

She broke the yolk!

Civilian_Target

Karl Hungus wrote:

You can actually do an incredible amount with your feet tbh. I mean, just look at this.

That's cool! I wonder if she can give him a foot-job

Karl Hungus

Civilian_Target wrote:

That's cool! I wonder if she can give him a foot-job

You know, I was thinking that myself.

Shellie13

we always get these christams cards done by disabled artists...onea em said that they guy who did it had no use of his arms and so paints with his feet-hes damn good to-u'd never know if you jus saw the card in a shop or something!

IvaBigWun

Arent our feet meant to be our 2nd pair of 2 hands?

Ruu_Old

IvaBigWun wrote:

Arent our feet meant to be our 2nd pair of 2 hands?

We have a winnar!:p

connundrum

julep wrote:

Things you can do with your feet.

Kick IvaBigWun in his useful arse

IvaBigWun

connundrum wrote:

Kick IvaBigWun in his useful arse

like 2 eggs in a hanky.

a bit like ........

nah i wont go there

Pocari Sweat

Not trying to say like 2 possums fighting in a sugar bag?

Dooom

Pocari Sweat wrote:

2 possums fighting in a sugar bag

I'd pay to see that.

byte

Karl Hungus wrote:

You can actually do an incredible amount with your feet tbh. I mean, just look at this.

:eek: She's pretty nifty with her feet alright. I'm surprised she can drive too! Must've been an interesting driving test!

Black Swan

Karl Hungus wrote:

Here's another. Impressive indeed.

I wonder how she would scramble? The same way they used to make wine?

Muzzy

A bit off topic but...........


I bite my toe nails when I'm finished with my finger nails. Hand on my heart, no spoofin.

Is that wierd!?

the Shades

Muzzy wrote:

A bit off topic but...........


I bite my toe nails when I'm finished with my finger nails. Hand on my heart, no spoofin.

Is that wierd!?

It's not weird it's just revolting!

Terry

Muzzy wrote:

A bit off topic but...........


I bite my toe nails when I'm finished with my finger nails. Hand on my heart, no spoofin.

Is that wierd!?

i know a couple of people who do that.
i'm quite capable of doing it myself, but there is now way in hell that i'm putting my foot in my mouth (in a literal sense as opposed to, say, asking a girl when she is due even though she isn't pregnant. yes, i've done it).

Lust4Life

OMG! I can't believe Hail2daChimp and MonkeyFudge haven't been in here to make some primate-style comments of things to do with your feet!:p

I've seen stories on that woman before. Do you recon she'll be able to spank the child as he grows up?

L4L

RobertFoster

I can point with my big toes. So, if my hands are ever tied and my shoes and socks are off, I can give directions if asked.

I can pick things up too.

Reku

If I have to flush again after having washed my hands (e.g. due to blowing my nose and tossing the tissue in the toilet) I will usually use my foot instead.

Dragan

julep wrote:

I'm quite limber for a fat person and i'm also very lazy.
the other day there was a knife on the floor beside me. instead of reaching down to pick it up, iattempted to use my toes.

Hope to Christ you washed that knife before using it bro.

Terry

farohar wrote:

If I have to flush again after having washed my hands (e.g. due to blowing my nose and tossing the tissue in the toilet) I will usually use my foot instead.

i do that too.

Dragan wrote:

Hope to Christ you washed that knife before using it bro.

nah. i made a toe-jamb sandwich.

Siogfinsceal

lots my toes are really long I pick stuff up with them all the time much to the disgust of other people! I can also fit all 5 toes into my mouth but thats another story....

Whilst being extraordinarily bored one day, i discovered that i could pick up small pebbles between my toes and throw them. I could get a good distance doing it.

Also I can dislocte the toe that is right beside my big toe willingly. It's hella' painful though

Takeshi_Kovacs

Lots of stuff really.. one of my favourite being able to check a tyres roadworthiness, by kicking it... yup..

Karl Hungus

Siogfinsceal wrote:

I can also fit all 5 toes into my mouth but thats another story....

I demand proof of this.