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Scalp my Bi**h up.....

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  • 04-08-2006 2:19pm
    #1
    Subscribers Posts: 32,850 ✭✭✭✭


    Which of you mo'fo's are headin' to the fn scalps?

    Word.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,720 ✭✭✭El Stuntman


    my good sir,

    kindly rephrase your question in a more gentlemanly manner or I shall be forced to challenge you to pistols at dawn


  • Subscribers Posts: 32,850 ✭✭✭✭5starpool


    my good sir,

    kindly rephrase your question in a more gentlemanly manner or I shall be forced to challenge you to pistols at dawn
    ho


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,533 ✭✭✭ollyk1


    5starpool wrote:
    Which of you mo'fo's are headin' to the fn scalps?

    Word.


    Tonight Dom i'll be taking you down town, to a little place called China town and there I will take the remainder of your scalp and that of any beatches you may have!

    Leave you looking a bit like this

    images.jpg

    Well that was me being kind more like this for the peeps who have met Dom in the flesh so to speak!!!!

    images2.jpg

    P.S. Anyone interested in a novelty last longer where the winner takes all the scalps collected by those you have been knocked out earlier??? We limit it to 5 or 6 peeps and the winner might get ~€100 - €150????


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,450 ✭✭✭Gholimoli


    right fishes,enough is enough im going to this and im gonna win it.
    Since im going to win this then im going to win any last longer bets as well.
    Hence ill be interested in any dual, fist fight, last longer bet, dance off, any sort of bet at all that depends on the game 2nite.
    Seen as I don’t have any more bank roll online to play since my Thu night tilt session this is going to be my remedy.
    Bring it on….


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,077 ✭✭✭smurph


    i'll do the last longer tenner a player perhaps, (go on dom type something else funny).

    Roared laughing, kept thinking of you with the serious poker (vacant) look typing away in slang. Brillant:p :p


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  • Subscribers Posts: 32,850 ✭✭✭✭5starpool


    Yo, Olly - I is gonna pump yo ass so full o' lead - and that is one hell of a sh1tload of lead required.

    I will pay a tenner just to see Gholi have a dance off, even against him self. He could be like Homer in the episode where he was Mr Burns monkey and did degrading things for meagre amounts. That would be cool. Maybe we could get the Chief to compete against him. We could all gather round in a circle with a boom-box and move our body parts in a timely yet subtle fashion, accompanying the main show whereby Gholi attempts to spin on his head.

    Entry to the Scalps - €60
    Rebuy after 15 mins - €50
    Cost of paying for danceoff - €10
    Hilarious outcome of the above - Priceless


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 244 ✭✭Poker & Pints


    Gholimoli wrote:
    right fishes,enough is enough im going to this and im gonna win it.
    Since im going to win this then im going to win any last longer bets as well.
    Hence ill be interested in any dual, fist fight, last longer bet, dance off, any sort of bet at all that depends on the game 2nite.
    Seen as I don’t have any more bank roll online to play since my Thu night tilt session this is going to be my remedy.
    Bring it on….

    Gholi: Head on over to Slappers for the dance off....you'll be a hit.
    ollyk1 wrote:
    P.S. Anyone interested in a novelty last longer where the winner takes all the scalps collected by those you have been knocked out earlier??? We limit it to 5 or 6 peeps and the winner might get ~€100 - €150????

    I love this idea....Count me in. The thing is I might win this , but the only scalp I'll have is Gholis.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,533 ✭✭✭ollyk1


    5starpool wrote:
    Yo, Olly - I is gonna pump yo ass so full o' lead - and that is one hell of a sh1tload of lead required.


    Well it may be a big ass but its got more hair on it then on your head!!:eek: :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,533 ✭✭✭ollyk1


    Gholi style!!

    dance-off-oct05.jpg


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,295 ✭✭✭ionapaul


    Greatest

    Thread

    EVER



    Hilarity has ensued.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,924 ✭✭✭Fatboydim


    Oh how i wish I could be there :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,450 ✭✭✭Gholimoli


    ollyk1 wrote:
    Well it may be a big ass but its got more hair on it then on your head!!:eek: :eek:
    this is pic of Ollies ass.for thoes who dont think its a hairy one,please reffer back to Ollie's original post and note that he said its MORE hairy than Dom's HEAD.
    http://www.lewiskit.com/images/Big%20Fat%20Hariy%20Arse.jpg


    changed the image into an URL, nobody should be forced to see anyone's ass! Laf.


  • Subscribers Posts: 32,850 ✭✭✭✭5starpool


    ollyk1 wrote:
    Gholi style!!

    dance-off-oct05.jpg
    That Melinn lad knows how to have a good time ;)

    Olly's ass is so big that the only way he gets chips is the pull of gravity!!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,897 ✭✭✭BigDragon


    I'm down wif the homies.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 3,450 ✭✭✭Gholimoli


    Im afraid you may be over estimating by abilities slightly.
    Im no where near that good.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,382 ✭✭✭Juan Pablo


    Such optimism, obviously based on the assumption that J to the P won't be particpating. However said assumption would be wrong y'all, and Pablo is gonna be there with the full intention of taking this down. Naturally I'll pour a 40oz on the kerb for all my fallen homies after I knock each of you out and win the tournie. I will take extra pleasue knocking out Poker & Pints after he stole Dmitri Nobles from under my (slow typing) nose in the last longest thread. Bring it on cock-a-roaches!

    medium_tony_montana1.jpg


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,882 ✭✭✭Doc Farrell


    Where do you people find these pictures?

    I too shall be there, however I must opt out of the scalps side bet as they tend to pay for my tourney and i haven't hit a final table in years.

    good luck, d.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,533 ✭✭✭ollyk1


    18th.

    3 left from 13 in the standard €10 last longest but as expected I outlasted the dead money that is Dom, Gholi and BigD! :p

    Lazare, P&P and strewelpeter left in. GL lads.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,416 ✭✭✭Lazare


    Unlucky last hand last night Olly, don't know whether Strewelpeter had a great read on you to make that call or whether he just gambled (fill me in Strewelpeter). I had the last longest cash in my wallet and all when the aforementioned Strewelpeter announced that he was still in the running for it too, not to worry, I was confident. Next hand I look down at Queens, end up with Nic comin over the top of my raise with A J, all the chips in the middle and Nic spikes an Ace on the river. It was adios amigos, and adios last longest bet:(


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,533 ✭✭✭ollyk1


    Lazare wrote:
    Unlucky last hand last night Olly, don't know whether Strewelpeter had a great read on you to make that call or whether he just gambled (fill me in Strewelpeter). I had the last longest cash in my wallet and all when the aforementioned Strewelpeter announced that he was still in the running for it too, not to worry, I was confident. Next hand I look down at Queens, end up with Nic comin over the top of my raise with A J, all the chips in the middle and Nic spikes an Ace on the river. It was adios amigos, and adios last longest bet:(


    That's a tough break Lazare. I hope you made the FT and made a few quid that way before that beat. I wasn't happy with how my last hand went down, from the dealers actions and the crowd seeming to get involved in the hand but what are you going to do. Thems the breaks I guess.

    I fought so bloody hard last night to stay in there. I never went above 6k for 2 hours after the break and then started to get a few double ups through Nick and others and was up to 21k and in with a shout if that AK hand had gotten though that's what makes it painful really :rolleyes: .

    P&P had 99 cracked by 88 in a monster pot that fairly crippled him. Some nights you got to take it up the ass and think of the long run.....:p


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,882 ✭✭✭Doc Farrell


    I got it in the jacksonian institute last night too. expensive.

    come along to the mixed 25 euro max game at 6pm tonight and experience the true horrors of bad beats!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 46 sligobhoy


    hi guys. how many entrants do u think this scalps tourney will get. thats the 16:30 one in the fitz today


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,416 ✭✭✭Lazare


    ollyk1 wrote:

    I fought so bloody hard last night to stay in there. I never went above 6k for 2 hours after the break and then started to get a few double ups through Nick and others and was up to 21k and in with a shout if that AK hand had gotten though that's what makes it painful really :rolleyes: .
    It's tough when you play so well only for one hand to send you packin. I went out in 15th with those Q's, if they'd held up I would've been sittin on about 50k and in with a shout too. Dem's de breaks alright.

    They should really think about extending the levels later on in this, say after 500/1000, turns into a real crapshoot. At the 1000/2000 most were sittin on about 6 - 10 big blinds!


  • Registered Users Posts: 321 ✭✭nicryan


    I did however use your chips quite effectivly and 3 of us chopped it up...(and I was shortstack outta the 3 ....only 90k or so...)

    it did get a little silly when the big stack had under 200k and the blinds were hitting 5000 - 10000....

    but well...its turned my year right around :)

    -Nic


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,263 ✭✭✭strewelpeter


    Lazare wrote:
    Unlucky last hand last night Olly, don't know whether Strewelpeter had a great read on you to make that call or whether he just gambled (fill me in Strewelpeter). I had the last longest cash in my wallet and all when the aforementioned Strewelpeter announced that he was still in the running for it too, not to worry, I was confident. Next hand I look down at Queens, end up with Nic comin over the top of my raise with A J, all the chips in the middle and Nic spikes an Ace on the river. It was adios amigos, and adios last longest bet:(
    ollyk1 wrote:
    I wasn't happy with how my last hand went down, from the dealers actions and the crowd seeming to get involved in the hand but what are you going to do. Thems the breaks I guess.

    I fought so bloody hard last night to stay in there. I never went above 6k for 2 hours after the break and then started to get a few double ups through Nick and others and was up to 21k and in with a shout if that AK hand had gotten though that's what makes it painful really .

    Very unlucky with the queens and the LL Lazare I was especially delighted to make off with the last longest money which I doubled up on the cash table ;) considering the misery I inflicted on myself.


    I'd been sitting to Olly's right all night and he'd been playing a game that I'm all too familiar with...nursing a small stack between a Rock (me ;)) and a hard place (Nic :D ) . Olly had picked his spots well and had mostly shown strong hands, maybe one bluff. I was limping with J8s and once he pushed on a flop with an 8 in it I had to decide if I was ahead or not. I was delaying trying to make it clear that I had a small part of the flop to see if I could figure if he wanted the call or not. I wasn't paying attention to any other goings on and when I checked with the dealer what I had to put in it was looking for a reaction from Olly rather than for anyone to explain to me that it was a value call. (I've been doin' sums for a long time now). At that stage and for that size of pot, value wouldn't be the biggest consideration for me. I did want to think I was ahead calling.
    Anyway (to answer Lazares question) I was trying to get a read but might as well been looking up a cows hole as trying to figure out whether Olly wanted a call or not. I won't pretend that I got a read from Olly getting involved with the dealer - really I'm not that sophisticated
    Trying to figure out what you had I can only put you 50/50 for pushing with a pair or a drawing hand. Pairs have been shown the last few time. The only other thing I was thinking was that if i was you I'd have raised from there with a big Ace.
    In the end I decided if you want a call you don't push in that spot.
    Anyway that was a long and complicated way of saying that that I was gambling that I was ahead. :confused:

    Olly wasn'tt down the stairs when I raised into Nic with A8s and I was always calling his (inevitable ;)) all in he was K hi and found a K on the flop and I double him off on his way to the prize.
    That was the difference between a monster stack and a playable one. Soon after I made the most horrible play of the month when utg went all in for about 12 - 15K, I was utg+1 and instead of being decisive in either pushing everyone else out or folding my AQs I elected to limp this brought in five (5! ) limpers and a flop and turn with zillions of outs that cost me another two entries into a monster pot to find out that a str8 was flopped by (? another boardsie) who ended up in the last three with Nic.

    That was more or less it for me and when the blinds hit 2/4K I button raised K10 into Ronans 10 10 just one off the bubble.

    As always a good and enjoyable tourney, I was dissapointed to go out so close to the money but I managed to bring home more than 8th and 9th place money over the night.
    I'll look forward to being able to get along to it again soon.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,533 ✭✭✭ollyk1


    Very unlucky with the queens and the LL Lazare I was especially delighted to make off with the last longest money which I doubled up on the cash table ;) considering the misery I inflicted on myself.


    I'd been sitting to Olly's right all night and he'd been playing a game that I'm all too familiar with...nursing a small stack between a Rock (me ;)) and a hard place (Nic :D ) . Olly had picked his spots well and had mostly shown strong hands, maybe one bluff. I was limping with J8s and once he pushed on a flop with an 8 in it I had to decide if I was ahead or not. I was delaying trying to make it clear that I had a small part of the flop to see if I could figure if he wanted the call or not. I wasn't paying attention to any other goings on and when I checked with the dealer what I had to put in it was looking for a reaction from Olly rather than for anyone to explain to me that it was a value call. (I've been doin' sums for a long time now). At that stage and for that size of pot, value wouldn't be the biggest consideration for me. I did want to think I was ahead calling.
    Anyway (to answer Lazares question) I was trying to get a read but might as well been looking up a cows hole as trying to figure out whether Olly wanted a call or not. I won't pretend that I got a read from Olly getting involved with the dealer - really I'm not that sophisticated
    Trying to figure out what you had I can only put you 50/50 for pushing with a pair or a drawing hand. Pairs have been shown the last few time. The only other thing I was thinking was that if i was you I'd have raised from there with a big Ace.
    In the end I decided if you want a call you don't push in that spot.
    Anyway that was a long and complicated way of saying that that I was gambling that I was ahead. :confused:

    Olly wasn'tt down the stairs when I raised into Nic with A8s and I was always calling his (inevitable ;)) all in he was K hi and found a K on the flop and I double him off on his way to the prize.
    That was the difference between a monster stack and a playable one. Soon after I made the most horrible play of the month when utg went all in for about 12 - 15K, I was utg+1 and instead of being decisive in either pushing everyone else out or folding my AQs I elected to limp this brought in five (5! ) limpers and a flop and turn with zillions of outs that cost me another two entries into a monster pot to find out that a str8 was flopped by (? another boardsie) who ended up in the last three with Nic.

    That was more or less it for me and when the blinds hit 2/4K I button raised K10 into Ronans 10 10 just one off the bubble.

    As always a good and enjoyable tourney, I was dissapointed to go out so close to the money but I managed to bring home more than 8th and 9th place money over the night.
    I'll look forward to being able to get along to it again soon.


    I wasn't talking about the postflop play or speech play Peter. That's poker and more then fair enough. And just in case I'm not clear I wasn't having a go at you at all btw. :)

    I raised utg preflop 3.5 BB and Nick called me. You arrived back from the bathroom just before your BB is mucked (something I bloody hate as I'm a big fan of the SE rule of mucking if you are not at the table as the hand is being dealt but anyway :rolleyes: ) and the dealer talked you into calling preflop somewhat I felt.

    It's irrelevant now but I wasn't mad about his action during this hand. I didn't say anything as I was in the hand but Nick decided to object to the dealers comment and tone whilst saying "its only 4500 more to call?". Some players felt Nick was wrong to say this and started getting all up in Nick's face about it while not even in the hand! I thought Nick was 100% correct but in usual Nick style it was said in a more confrontational manner then needed but thats another days' work :p;)

    Once you call the raise preflop you asking the dealer how much more it was is on the flop is a standard move and I had no problem with that.

    I felt my hand range for raising utg was TT+ and AQ+ as I generally throw AJ or worse away here or push as I'm shortstacked but I only raised so my hand was probably strong. The flop was Q82 and you have J8. I push a 20.5k pot with my 14.5k stack with almost all that range except maybe QQ (and maybe even that) unless I have a read that one of you had hit it strongly. You chose to make the call and that's your decision but I wasn't happy that you were in the hand preflop for the two reasons outlined

    I think cards should be mucked if people are not at the table. I've made this view known before and the management disagree with me which is there perogative.

    Dealers comments and tone preflop. The dealer was obviously exhausted and had made a number of mistakes on the night and can be accused of not being terribly professional on the night but that's real life poker and as a player you just have to try and not let it tilt you I guess. I did tilt a bit over this on the night and I decided a return to cash games on the night wasn't a good idea as a result. Leaving a casino is my perogative.

    Anyway it's over now and I'd like to say congrats to Nick the total luckbox ;) on getting the best of the deal I'm just sorry I wasn't there to object!! LOL and also to reiterate Lazare's comments about the structure being fairly fast on Friday night. Maybe its time to automatically make the blinds 30 minutes long from the 1000/2000 level so its doesn't have to be asked for by the players?? Just an idea and worth a mention to TrickyD at some stage.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,416 ✭✭✭Lazare


    [qoute] originally posted by Ollyk1I think cards should be mucked if people are not at the table. I've made this view known before and the management disagree with me which is there perogative.

    I think I read on here before about a situation (not sure if it was the fitz) where a player arrived back to the table just when the action got to him and called a raise, the original raiser was arguing that the guy had seen his cards as he was brushing past before he sat down. This could easily happen and I'm sure it's the reason this rule is enforced elsewhere.

    edit: damn quote thing didn't work right, can never get the hang of it.:rolleyes:


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,263 ✭✭✭strewelpeter


    Yea I forgot completly about the getting back from the jacks part and that that was how the whole thing with the dealer got going.
    I suppose I've seen it happen in the Fitz before without ever really thinking about it but to tell you the truth I did not expect to be allowed play my hand when I got back to the table just as the action was coming to me.
    I have seen people land at the table to cards but I know that I would not be allowed to play my hand in the SE or at a PE tourney.
    If you'd questioned it I'd have been happy to sit out. I prefer the rule that you have to be at the table when your cards are dealt but I'm more concerned that the rule is applied consistently. If there is any question that I shouldn't have been let play then thats shyte. From what you are saying though you seem happy that that is the way it is applied all the time in the Fitz.
    As regards deciding to call - I'm a big boy, I do my own sums and for better or worse (usually worse) I make my own decisions ;)


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  • Registered Users Posts: 9,600 ✭✭✭roryc


    Lazare wrote:
    ...end up with Nic comin over the top of my raise with A J, all the chips in the middle and Nic spikes an Ace on the river. It was adios amigos, and adios last longest bet:(

    suckout? thats not like nic...


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