DOA: Dead or Alive The Movie - wit pics! :D

abetarrush · 01-08-2006 6:23pm #1

Wahey, can't wait for this

gonna be SO cheesy and fun, but the game always was

pics:

http://www.movie-infos.net/galerie_details.php?image_id=7910

Pugsley · 01-08-2006 8:17pm

Oh dear, that looks positively disgusting, yet somehow Im compelled to watch it (well its not really a mystery, Im male).

Doctor DooM · 01-08-2006 8:18pm

Just dittoing what pugsley said, there better be jiggling!

Nick_oliveri · 01-08-2006 8:24pm

Yes, because only beautiful women will prevail!!!

projectmayhem · 01-08-2006 8:30pm

lots of boobie bouncing i assume

humanji · 01-08-2006 8:32pm

Probably best to wait for it to come out on dvd so I can watch it with the sound down. And maybe a cheesy 70's porn soundtrack playing in the background to complete the atmosphere!

Doctor DooM · 01-08-2006 8:32pm

Only if you say your age is 99 years old...

StarryBud · 01-08-2006 9:53pm

F*ckin hell

I'll be there opening night, cock in hand. Holly, my semen spurts for thee.

abetarrush · 01-08-2006 10:56pm

Yup, theres a volleyball match

http://www.movie-infos.net/data/media/419/Dead_or_Alive_27.jpg
Sweet Merciful crap, the possibilities!

Zapp Brannigan · 01-08-2006 11:02pm

abetarrush wrote:

Yup, theres a volleyball match

Sweet Merciful crap, the possibilities!

You got pwned for hotlinking!

abetarrush · 01-08-2006 11:32pm

indeed

Retr0gamer · 02-08-2006 11:46am

This is going to be great!

For all the wrong reasons of course.

abetarrush · 02-08-2006 7:06pm

Retr0gamer wrote:

This is going to be great!

For all the wrong reasons of course.

Yeah

sure fvckit, the game never had any non-cheesy, in depth storylines

But i still think the main character would Feng if Paul Anderson made this

"I like to abuse kids sexually" - Paul W S Anderson

Retr0gamer · 03-08-2006 12:09pm

It's certainly in line with the games. Ever since DOA2 the games have been awful but very pretty with lots of eye candy. I'd be happy if the film was awful but with lots of eye candy

gizmo · 03-08-2006 5:14pm

Listen, at least it won't be as bad as Bloodrayne...nothing can be that bad.

Note...I havn't seen Alone In The Dark yet.

abetarrush · 03-08-2006 5:16pm

gizmo wrote:

Listen, at least it won't be as bad as Bloodrayne...nothing can be that bad.

Note...I havn't seen Alone In The Dark yet.

Dont, its a loada Boll

*badum tsch

04-08-2006 3:22pm

I saw the trailer months back and couldnt stop laughing. Could be one of the films of the year.

abetarrush · 04-08-2006 8:39pm

Deleted User wrote:

I saw the trailer months back and couldnt stop laughing. Could be one of the films of the year.

Actually could! Cos its gonna be cheesy and a **** storyline, but they're not afraid to admit it

Its gonna be purely loyal to the game [the way all games movies should be]

C'MON D FVCK

abetarrush · 28-08-2006 8:40pm

Release date = Sept 18th

YUSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!

projectmayhem · 28-08-2006 10:10pm

abetarrush wrote:

Release date = Sept 18th

YUSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!

aw dang it i'm washing my hair that day

abetarrush · 29-08-2006 12:04am

Oh STOP it!

Woohooo, can't wait!

The Bollox · 29-08-2006 12:07am

quit the chin wagging and post some more t & a

spacecoyote · 29-08-2006 7:30am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bM8vMiJMdqE

never let it be said that Sir Robin didst not bring images of beauty to inspire his fellow man

evad_lhorg · 31-08-2006 9:18pm

check this out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.eurogamer.net/tv_video.php?playlist_id=870&s=l

abetarrush · 01-09-2006 10:25pm

yeah, saw dat on Google a few weeks ago. V nice

I jus hope all the fights arent mad dreamy-slow

Catsmokinpot · 03-09-2006 9:34pm

this film will give women the impression that they can actually fight instead of just cook

abetarrush · 03-09-2006 10:26pm

Obviously look at another woman's arse when ur with ur gf and ye'll know all about it!

Narcissus · 03-09-2006 10:26pm

Catsmokinpot wrote:

this film will give women the impression that they can actually fight instead of just cook

I thought that too.

evad_lhorg · 04-09-2006 8:37am

there'll be none of this kung fu shít with my girlfriend or she'll get a judo style back of the hand!

abetarrush · 17-09-2006 4:28pm

Saw it last night

FVCKIN LEGEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fights are deadly, and its funny

GO SEE IT NOW NOW NOW!!!!!

TerrorFirmer · 17-09-2006 9:32pm

abetarrush wrote:

Saw it last night

FVCKIN LEGEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fights are deadly, and its funny

GO SEE IT NOW NOW NOW!!!!!

Thats a bit of a surpise.

The Bollox · 17-09-2006 9:38pm

I have not seen it, but I'd go to see it because, from the trailers anyay, it seems the director didn't want to make a 'good' film, all he wanted to do was make a t&a film. Sorta like Charlies Angels

abetarrush · 17-09-2006 10:06pm

exactly!

eye candy central, done very very well

i expected the fights to be meh but they were whopper, and the wire-work was done well [mostly]

But why are you readin this? GO SEE DOA NOW!!!

de5p0i1er · 19-09-2006 4:29am

It was a pure T&A movie with a few good fight scenes (and a volly ball game) throwen in for good measure, apart from that there wasn't much else. Give it all the oscars.

bounty · 19-09-2006 4:51am

nothing will ever beat the original mario bros the movie

abetarrush · 19-09-2006 4:56pm

de5p0i1er wrote:

It was a pure T&A movie with a few good fight scenes (and a volly ball game) throwen in for good measure, apart from that there wasn't much else. Give it all the oscars.

YUSSSSSSSSSSSS

Retr0gamer · 19-09-2006 9:12pm

de5p0i1er wrote:

It was a pure T&A movie with a few good fight scenes (and a volly ball game) throwen in for good measure, apart from that there wasn't much else. Give it all the oscars.

I've said it already but it looks like it's true. This is gonna be great!

DOA: Dead or Alive The Movie - wit pics! :D

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