Not sure if I'm really a mustard fan now...

Dudess

Got meself a yummy sandwich today. The part I was looking forward to the most was the mustard - only it was too strong and I couldn't bear the burning sensation. I'm now worried that I'm not as much of a mustard fan as I thought I was...
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grimloch

Dudess wrote:

Got meself a yummy sandwich today. The part I was looking forward to the most was the mustard - only it was too strong and I couldn't bear the burning sensation. I'm now worried that I'm not as much of a mustard fan as I thought I was...
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Perhaps you could clarify. Did you build the sandwich yourself or did you go into a shop and have one made up for you? The key to a quality mustard based sandwich is applying the mustard yourself. Under no circumstances can you let anyone put mustard on a sandwich for you, it's only asking for trouble.

I hope you've learnt a valuable lesson here today. A burnt hand teaches best.

Pighead

Pighead hears you Dudess. Just last week I was complaining to my friend Jimmy the Joker about my premature ejaculation problems and how it was affecting my confidence.

He looked me right in the eye and told me to put a little mustard on the top of my willy just before sex as this was a well known fix for my problem. Anyway tried it out, burnt my knob, started to cry, she wasn't too impressed either and haven't had mustard since.

Dudess

Well, Pighead, you sort of can relate to me - thanks for that (I'll remember it next time I have a hot dog).

Yes, grimloch, another person made the sandwich for me.

But, I was thinking, damn those who think I'm not the mustard fan I claimed to be. Let them jeer. I'm still a mustard fan - well, a fan of mild mustard.

But, goddammit, it's STILL MUSTARD!!!

Joseph

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hahaha