Umbrella?

Miguel_Sanchez

Anyone?

I'm gonna drown on the way home from work.

Demetrius

No, sorry. Don't use umbrellas. (Against my manly nature) Puffs out chest

Collie D

Yeah, I'd rather you get wet than jab my eye out walking down Henry Street

Rhyme

Got soaked on the way into college... going to get soaked on the way home

Smellyirishman

Collie D wrote:

Yeah, I'd rather you get wet than jab my eye out walking down Henry Street

Amen. I hear dat sista' *clicks fingers and waves arms frantically*

The Freeman

don't need one it aint rainin in galway:D

Lust4Life

Well, I would lend you mine, but it is a leopard print with pink trim! You'd look cute using that!:p

Collie D

Smellyirishman wrote:

Amen. I hear dat sista'

Prefer to be called brother actually

Its payday so i'm treating myself to a taxi also have to bring home two laptops for a business trip on Monday so they wouldn't work well if wet

Collie D

Jesus, three weeks of sun and all of a sudden we're afraid of a bit of rain, although if anytaxis going m way, give me a shout, I'm poor

Smellyirishman

Collie D wrote:

Prefer to be called brother actually

It was a joke.

Collie D

Smellyirishman wrote:

It was a joke.

A what?

TomCo

The Freeman wrote:

don't need one it aint rainin in galway:D

Get back to the Galway forum!

biko

TomCo wrote:

Get back to the Galway forum!

TomCo, this is the second time you've given out about Galway. What's your issue?? :mad:

Collie D

biko wrote:

TomCo, this is the second time you've given out about Galway. What's your issue?? :mad:

Assuming that was sarcasm?

cance

you know what pisses me off?

old biddies in the rain! little feckers and their brollies,

due to their small stature they are perfect height to nail me in the eyes with a passing umbrella

due to their cheap nature they dont replace it when the plastic caps fall off the spikes, turning their umbrella into a multi-eye removing rain repelling contraption.

due to their slow movement you are forced to walk around them, taking this as an insult they then lunge the brollie at you.

due to their feeble form they are too weak for a good kick in the fanny. when the above events occur

[/end friday rant]

off to the pub! toodles.

Splinter

i almost didnt bother bringing a hoody with me today and then i decided i should...ahh well...the ducks will enjoy it

Splinter

cance wrote:

you know what pisses me off?

old biddies in the rain! little feckers and their brollies,

due to their small stature they are perfect height to nail me in the eyes with a passing umbrella

due to their cheap nature they dont replace it when the plastic caps fall off the spikes, turning their umbrella into a multi-eye removing rain repelling contraption.

due to their slow movement you are forced to walk around them, taking this as an insult they then lunge the brollie at you.

due to their feeble form they are too weak for a good kick in the fanny. when the above events occur

[/end friday rant]

off to the pub! toodles.

*applauds for giving me the best laugh of the day*

Femelade

well its lovely in cork, no rain really except a small shower this morn..

EOA_Mushy

cance wrote:

you know what pisses me off?

old biddies in the rain! little feckers and their brollies,

due to their small stature they are perfect height to nail me in the eyes with a passing umbrella

due to their cheap nature they dont replace it when the plastic caps fall off the spikes, turning their umbrella into a multi-eye removing rain repelling contraption.

due to their slow movement you are forced to walk around them, taking this as an insult they then lunge the brollie at you.

due to their feeble form they are too weak for a good kick in the fanny. when the above events occur

[/end friday rant]

off to the pub! toodles.

Grow a little more and you'll be p!ssed of with a lot more people! :mad: :rolleyes:

Majority of umbrella weilding monkey's seem to be at just the right height to attack any one over 6 foot.

nlgbbbblth

Umbrellas are soul destroying.

The small ones blow inside out if it's windy.
The large version is very awkward to carry especially if you're on public transport.

When you bring one in the morning you never need it going home in the evening.

I'd rather take my chances and get wet.

Black Swan

Sometimes you need an umbrella on boards to fend off the rain of jokes. Lately, it's been raining cats and dogs!:D

cance

EOA_Mushy wrote:

Grow a little more and you'll be p!ssed of with a lot more people! :mad: :rolleyes:

Majority of umbrella weilding monkey's seem to be at just the right height to attack any one over 6 foot.

but your neglecting my last point, if they are taller and nail me in the eyes, they are entitling themselves to a kick in the nuts

sterculelum

I like umbrellas. They've gotten a pretty bad rep recently... but they're not bad. They should make ones with bands and stuff on them so that cool people could use them.

A Che Guevara one. That could be a craze...

#Smokey#

if its raining just stalk someone who has an umbrella and then they will give it to you out of fear of stalkers like you or u can just run like hell and piss ur self too none will notice just say it was the rain


ps gordon this is joke

sterculelum

Put it in the joke forum, ffs! Am I right?

(couldn't be bothered with the small print so just pretend) ps gordon this is also a joke

#Smokey#

well gordon and i had a little misunderstanding the other day man.

sterculelum

Did it involve castration? I hope not...

Btw, Smokes, looks like it's just you and me left in this town tonight. Kudos, old bean, kudos.

ThrownAway

Umbrellas.

I always think that they could have invented something ''better''

they just seem so ...so old fashioned

please someone invent something to protect me from the rain that's up to my standards

#Smokey#

ThrownAway wrote:

Umbrellas.

I always think that they could have invented something ''better''

they just seem so ...so old fashioned

please someone invent something to protect me from the rain that's up to my standards

how about a 6 foot rubber johnny oh and it'll be ribbed for your pleasure

ThrownAway

#Smokey# wrote:

how about a 6 foot rubber johnny oh and it'll be ribbed for your pleasure

Oooh that's excellent but but will it have breathing holes

Collie D

#Smokey# wrote:

how about a 6 foot rubber johnny oh and it'll be ribbed for your pleasure

I could do with one of those but not for the rain

Collie D

Collie D wrote:

I could do with one of those but not for the rain

Apologies that was ridiculous

sterculelum

Yeah umbrellas are **** but they're kind of good in a classic way. Like dildos. They just have that old-fashioned appeal. Tried and tested. If it ain't broke... I really can't think of anything better that wouldn't be socially dangerous.

Maybe something light but durable that you attach to your head and it shadows your whole body...? Just an idea...

#Smokey#

well those ones are cheaper but they might give ya an STD

STD = smelly testiclular dripping

sterculelum

or... Sticky Toffee Diddies.

Oh, I impress even myself!

ThrownAway

sterculelum wrote:

Maybe something light but durable that you attach to your head and it shadows your whole body...? Just an idea...

In other words a attachable umbrella

sterculelum

No!

An "Attacha-Brella". Trademark that mofo!

ThrownAway

If it starts to drizzle and you just straightened your hair

STOP

Attacha Brella

sterculelum

Should we go into business about this?

I should warn you: I am quite obviously a transsexual (the female -> male one) and this is quite obvious on first encounter. It shouldn't affect my sales technique.

ThrownAway

Hmmm yes I can see it all now

Thrownaway and sons

[You're my transexual son]

Collie D

sterculelum wrote:

Should we go into business about this?

I should warn you: I am quite obviously a transsexual (the female -> male one) and this is quite obvious on first encounter. It shouldn't affect my sales technique.

Depends...are you fully done with the op because if you have a penis you shouldn't have an umbrella

#Smokey#

yea man he has the good looks of a bird and the smart mind if a man yet he hasnt got the balls to go for it lol

sterculelum

I'm halfway there. My op is in two parts so I've got a vagina and testicles but no penis. It looks pretty cool and I'm fiddling with it now. It's really hard to go to the toilet though.

I sometimes cover it with my Attacha-Brella.

DilbertPartII

why fear the rain? we could be kids every once in a while...have fun!:cool:

Dave!

Umbrellas are for wussies!!! Just hold your hand above your head!!!

It helps if you have freakishly big hands!!!

Doomspell

Not raining here. Sun has been shinning all day

Dave!

shinning eh?

"..uhh, don't you mean Shining?"
"Shh! You want to get suuueeed?"

quality :cool:

I go now... ¬_¬

Ruu_Old

Newspaper over head=win.

Reku

Collie D wrote:

Yeah, I'd rather you get wet than jab my eye out walking down Henry Street

Definitely, I'd swear one of these days I'll just grab the blasted thing off someone and snap it over my knee! Genuinely have nearly had my eye gouged out by one twit with their umbrella too low (I'm only 5'6" FFS!), had a large scrape just under my eye for days.
Think they need to make it such that they have a much greater slope when deployed so that they're no wider than the shoulders and the ends are pointing straight down when open, then they couldn't possibly be a threat to peoples' eyes and faces.