How the Japanese prepare for life in America

L31mr0d

How to survive a mugging

I guess the've stopped teaching people martial arts, and resorted to spandex clad robots??? WTF???

AnitaMcCluskey

That was very strange but you have to love the cheap-ness of it all.

Celticfire

OMFG. I'm convinced they're all mad, made I say.

ThrownAway

That was just weird...
Listen to the background music now that's hilarious

DonkeyStyle \o/

It's a handy way of learning the basics alright... yes, no, spare me my life... all you need really.

Ruu_Old

Catchy music in the background there. What an odd clip.

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Practical AND sexy...

emeraldstar

oh.my.god...i have never seen anything worse in my entire life...it's so sad!!! and bad and freaky and...... :eek:

monkeyfudge

'I was robbed by 2 men' was my favourite dance number.

Pink Bunny

At first I thought the "dancers" were trying to incorporate self defense moves into their English lesson but ummmm.....
Can anyone translate what the man is saying at the end?

Mossy Monk

those evil westerners

AngryBadger

most amusing. good advice too!

Black Swan

Hey, if your innocent ancestors got thrown in concentration camps in the USA during WWII, you would invent RoboCop too! Amerizilla? Robberzille? Oh, well...:rolleyes:

emeraldstar

monkeyfudge wrote:

'I was robbed by 2 men' was my favourite dance number.

you mean "i was robbed by twoooooo men"!!!

bluto63

First there was Takeshi's Castle, then the crazy toilets where they lift you up to the top of the portapotty and now this....

Those Japanese sure are strange at times. But funny

Zapp Brannigan

The music rocked.

fuzzywiggle

That was funny! Spare me my life

monkeyfudge

Well, I went looking for more of these and boy did I find them.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5qoMfBJUeI

Oh and this one is just disturbing.

AnitaMcCluskey

monkeyfudge wrote:

Well, I went looking for more of these and boy did I find them.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5qoMfBJUeI

Oh and this one is just disturbing.

How can you not make fun of them????

bluto63

Thats a tv show over in Japan. I just watched a couple of dance numbers. One of them was teaching the Japanese "Hasta lavista, baby" and it has a funny dance with it. It occasionly cuts to some strange men doing the dance on the streets.

Fanny Cradock

Konnichiwa

Anyone else find it odd that one of the muggers decided to disguise his bald patch by tying a hankey under his nose? Either way, i think we'll all agree that those cowardly muggers brought much shame to their ansestors.

Domo arigatou Mr Roboto

Sayonara

InFront

Is it just me or was anybody else expecting those people to take their clothes off

Fanny Cradock

personally, nah.

too much asian porn for you me thinks.

you have dishonoured your ancestors!

Pink Bunny

Can you imagine someone going to the states after seeing that and using the hand motions as they repeated those phrases?

daiixi

It's a pretty good ploy .. get fit, learn fun dance routines and self defence, all while practicing your english!!!! where do I sign up?!

Pigman II

I always wondered what happen to George Constanza after Seinfeld.

Personally I'd never considered the stereotypical mugger to be a dork wearing glasses but clearly this must be the image that strikes fear into the Japanese?