The Truth about life!

Dreamer 7

Creation
On the first day, God created the dog & said: "Sit all day by the door of
your house & bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will
give you a life span of twenty years."

The dog said: "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years &
I'll give you back the other ten?"

So God agreed.

On the second day, God created the monkey and said: "Entertain people, do
tricks, & make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year lifespan.

The monkey said: "Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time
to perform . How about I give you back ten like the Dog did?"

And God agreed.

On the third day, God created the cow and said: "You must go into the field
with the farmer all day long & suffer under the sun, have calves & give milk
to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of
sixty years."

The cow said: "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty
years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?"

And God agreed again.

On the fourth day, God created man & said: "Eat, sleep, play, marry & enjoy
your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years."

But man said: "Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, plus
the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, & the ten the dog
gave back; that makes eighty, okay?"


"Okay," said God, "You asked for it."


So that is why for our first twenty years we eat, sleep, play & enjoy

ourselves. For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our
family. For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the
grandchildren. And for the last ten years we sit on the front porch & bark
at everyone.

Life has now been explained to you.

sonnyboy

Not funny at all....:(

Kojak

Oh for fu*k sake. :rolleyes:

Zillah

I liked it. Although I don't get how they can give years back to God as if its a currency...

Alter-Ego

I did not find that funny, sorry.

koolkat

It gave me a giggle

Nehpets

baaaaaaad imo

challengemaster

ok but like someone said - how can u give back years

Chopperdog

Zillah wrote:

I liked it. Although I don't get how they can give years back to God as if its a currency...

FFS, this is humour, fiction, use your imagination !

Do you give the same response to all jokes you hear..blah blah thats not possible etc..?

Decent effort O.P.

Pity you got ripped by the sceptic brigade :rolleyes:

gramlab

Took me about 30 seconds to read that.

Can I have those back !!!!!!

Dreamer 7

Sweet lamb of jesus u r a cynical lot, just something i came accross that made me smile and thought id pass it on.
I will be waiting with bated breath to see what u lot come up with next coz if im not rolling in the aisles laughing boy r u gonna hear about it

Thanks Chopper dog i obviously signed into the humour forum with no imagaination