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Morbid Obits

elmyra · 2006-07-21 03:01:24

A real livewire was killed by electric shock, A Cork-born horologist was let down by his body clock, A Malahide rope-maker reached the end of his thether, A Galway ornithologist was knocked down by a feather. An enthusiastic driver reached the end of the road, A tramp moved on the heaven as he had no fixed abode, A…

21-07-2006 3:01am

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elmyra

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A real livewire
was killed by electric shock,
A Cork-born horologist
was let down by his body clock,
A Malahide rope-maker
reached the end of his thether,
A Galway ornithologist
was knocked down by a feather.
An enthusiastic driver
reached the end of the road,
A tramp moved on the heaven
as he had no fixed abode,
A shoemaker in Dublin
popped his clogs the other day,
A farmer from the midlands
felt it was time to hit the hay,
A big shot-cardiologist
died of her own broken heart,
Here there and everywhere
we're dying for our art.

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#2 25-07-2006 2:40am

shiv

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Cool title!

I think the first half is strongest...I enjoy the tone of it

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