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Morbid Obits

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  • 21-07-2006 4:01am
    #1
    elmyra
    Registered Users Posts: 1,755 ✭✭✭


    A real livewire
    was killed by electric shock,
    A Cork-born horologist
    was let down by his body clock,
    A Malahide rope-maker
    reached the end of his thether,
    A Galway ornithologist
    was knocked down by a feather.
    An enthusiastic driver
    reached the end of the road,
    A tramp moved on the heaven
    as he had no fixed abode,
    A shoemaker in Dublin
    popped his clogs the other day,
    A farmer from the midlands
    felt it was time to hit the hay,
    A big shot-cardiologist
    died of her own broken heart,
    Here there and everywhere
    we're dying for our art.


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    #2
    shiv
    Closed Accounts Posts: 408 ✭✭shiv


    Cool title!

    I think the first half is strongest...I enjoy the tone of it :)


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