Golf Joke

wyndham

Stevie Wonder and Tiger Woods are in a restaurant having dinner.
Tiger turns to Stevie and says, "How's the singing career going?"

Stevie replies, "Not too bad. How's the golf?"

Tiger replies, "Not too bad, I've had some problems with my swing, but I think I've got that going right now."

Stevie says, "I always find that when my swing goes wrong, I need to stop playing for a while and not think about it. Then, the next time I play, it seems to be all right."

Tiger says, "You play golf?"

Stevie says, "Oh, yes, I've been playing for years."

Tiger says, "But you're blind! How can you play golf if you can't see?"

Stevie replies, "I get my caddy to stand in the middle of the fairway and call to me. I listen for the sound of his voice and play the ball toward him Then, when I get to where the ball lands, the caddy moves to the green or farther down the fairway and again I play the ball toward his voice."

"But how do you putt?" asks Toger.

"Well," says Stevie, "I get my caddy to lean down in front of the hole and call to me with his head on the ground, and I just play the ball toward his voice."

Tiger asks, "What's your handicap?"

Stevie says, "Well, I'm a scratch golfer."

Tiger, incredulous, says to Stevie, "We've got to play a round sometime."

Stevie replies, "Well, people don't take me seriously, so I only play for money, and never play for less than $10,000 a hole."

Tiger thinks about it and says, "OK, I'm for that, when would you like to play?"

Stevie says, "Pick a night."

Ruu_Old

Got a larf out of me, not too bad OP.

g5hn710m4xpdwy

I dont get it

wyndham

Think about the last line!:rolleyes:

qz

Took me a while, 'tis alright.

wyndham

A bloke walks into a chiropodists and flops his cock on the counter.

The chiropodist says 'thats not a foot'

blokes says 'nah - but its a good 10 inches!'

Hagar

A bloke walks into a watchmaker's and flops his cock on the counter, and says "put two hands on that".

g5hn710m4xpdwy

yes:D thats better

challengemaster

good golf joke

wyndham

lol@Hagar. The simple ones are best.

Although- A guy walks into a clock shop, walks up to the girl at the counter, undoes his fly and puts his cock on the counter.
The girl behind the counter says, "Excuse me sir, this is a clock shop, not a cock shop!"
So the guy says, "So put two hands and a face on it!

wyndham

A deaf mute nervously approached the chemist shop counter to buy some condoms. He opened his fly, placed his cock on the counter, pointed to it and put $5.00 next to it.
With an understanding nod, the chemist whipped out his (bigger) cock, laid it beside the other mans, grinned in triumph, took the cash and walked away.

jobonar

the cock jokes are better!!!!!

Kojak

cornbb

Q: What winks and makes love like a tiger?

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