can somebody help i need the answer

olive

i turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?

i really reckon it is two riddles coz i cant make sense of this riddle can someone post reply asap!!:D

spurious

The answer is 'No'.
You have not included the whole question.
See: http://talk.thewb.com/viewtopic.php?topic=687986&forum=1&start=0

The actual question is 'Can you guess the riddle?' and the answer, given by most kindergarten kids and very few Harvard graduates is, 'No'.

olive

i think thats the easy answer there has to be something that connects all them the last line might well be a typo by somebodt else who couldnt answer jus like i ended with the last two lines missing................................:D

Feral Mutant

I have a possible answer though not quite sure

air
I read somewhere before that polar bear hair is colourless but trapped air makes it look white (don't ask for an explanation, I don't have one).
You'd want to comb your hair if wind (moving air) messes it up.
The pancake probably needs air to cook (either for the heat or the reaction taking place while cooking).
Champagne bubbles (bubbles of air).
The celebrity thing might be about "hot air" and being full of it.
If you squeeze me I'll pop (bubble wrap, balloons? either way air)
The pee thing *shrug* maybe air being used by the body, leading to peeing.
No idea about the last one.

If I'm wrong (which is very possible) don't blame me, I'm not 100% certain but thought I'd throw it out there what with the lack of other suggestions.

challengemaster

i thought the bubbles in champagne were CO2 not air.

Pal

challengemaster wrote:

i thought the bubbles in champagne were CO2 not air.

you thought right

abetarrush

"Nothing"

theCzar

The answer's "no"

I don't like it to be honest, a bit of a cheat.

Shellie13

theCzar wrote:

The answer's "no"

I don't like it to be honest, a bit of a cheat.

please tell me thats not true someone...i sat here AGES tryin to puszzle it out!!!

no leaf clover

air contains co2 so technically it wouldnt be wrong!!

Talliesin

Shellie13 wrote:

please tell me thats not true someone...i sat here AGES tryin to puszzle it out!!!

Even though minutes after this thread started spurious gave you the right answer AND linked to the rest of the "riddle" AND an explanation of the whole thing?

Why on earth did you do that?

nacho libre

because she is a Harvard Student??

Blisterman

What a terrible answer.

nacho libre

Talliesin wrote:

Even though minutes after this thread started spurious gave you the right answer AND linked to the rest of the "riddle" AND an explanation of the whole thing?

Why on earth did you do that?

I was referring to this.

Mellor

air contains a whole load of gases, and the bubbles are not air, no matter what way you look at it.