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Zidane

  • 13-07-2006 4:20pm
    #1
    Legal Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 5,400 Mod ✭✭✭✭


    Sophie Ellis Bextor has been found head butted to death in the apartment

    of a French footballer.



    Apparently it was murder on Zidanes floor........



    I'll get my coat.


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 325 ✭✭Beans_On


    Lol


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,890 ✭✭✭✭Nalz


    Eh....no


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,603 ✭✭✭Gangsta


    .........................no.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,566 ✭✭✭GrumPy


    Maximilian wrote:
    S


    I'll get my coat.

    I'll get it for you.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,066 ✭✭✭youcancallmeal




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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 29,930 ✭✭✭✭TerrorFirmer



    Terrible joke, but that link is class :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,589 ✭✭✭✭Necronomicon


    Those Zidane cartoons will never ever get old :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 270 ✭✭dinjo


    Maximilian wrote:

    I'll get my coat.


    best part of the post..... made me laugh


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,305 ✭✭✭jobonar


    Maximilian wrote:

    I'll get my coat.

    good idea! cannot believe i laughed at that joke! i'm sad :o:(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,794 ✭✭✭chillywilly




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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,399 ✭✭✭✭r3nu4l


    Nice one!:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    Not too bad OP, I seen an image of "I can't believe its not head butter" the other day, must try and root it up. :)


  • Legal Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 5,400 Mod ✭✭✭✭Maximilian


    I just think its one of those so bad its hilarious jokes!


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 10,440 Mod ✭✭✭✭Mr Magnolia


    Since Sunday evening the whole World has been debating what Italian Defender Marco Materazzi said to Zidane to make the retiring Frenchman react in the way he dis. The French captain, in his last ever professional game, thrust his head into Materazzi's chest in Sunday's World Cup Final resulting in a red card and shame for Zidane. Today, with the help of Italian lip-reader Arturo Belladini, we can reveal whet drove Zidane to self destruct;

    Materazzi was seen to hold Zidane's shirt on the edge of the penalty box in extra-time at which point Zidane said "if you want my shirt so bad you can have it" Materazzi responded "I don't want your shirt you mother f***** you're a f****** old man".
    As they jogged away Zidane is seen to laugh at this and it is unclear how he responded due to him having his back to the TV camera, Materazzi then hit a volley of abuse
    "you should have quit 2 years ago, you a f****** has-been"
    "mother f*****! your mum is a f***** wh0re terrorist and you are to, f*** you old man f*** you"
    "old man, this arena is not for you anymore mother f*****"

    Zidane carries on jogging away.

    "you're only good enough for Man Utd nowadays", it's at this point that Zidane turned and head-butted him


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,248 ✭✭✭Plug


    Is there something supose to happen?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,794 ✭✭✭chillywilly


    Plug wrote:
    Is there something supose to happen?

    try clicking on the picture;)


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