The troll

EWheelChair · 06-07-2006 2:38pm #1

Posters come from far and wide,
behind their monitors they like to hide,
being sarcastic, helpfull or smart,
rambling on like a horse and cart.

Some are dull and some are witty,
some are mods, they're pretty shitty.
Power hungry basement nerds,
high on boards, they run in herds.
Your banned, you're gone, thats twice this week
you called poor VVictor, a fat geek.

Animals, Computers, Games and Art
even fashion for the self conscious tart.
Personal issues is always a laugh
from spots, to sex, with your mates other half.
You'll never run out of things to read,
there's so many threads, your eyes will bleed.

Untill one day you crossed the line, you
called DeVVore a stupid swine, he took you to school
with his admin powers. You tried to beg, you bought him flowers.
His foot is down, you've been site banned,
your heart just sank, like a bag of sand.

A new account is on the way, you laugh at boards..

its just so gay.

It's a poem about boards from a trolling point of view, names have been changed to protect the identity of the user.