The Final Countdown. A Special thread for IonaPaul

ollyk1

Paul is making a dash for the work exit door in appoximately this much time today. I'm insanely jealous but I'd like to wish him all the best - lucky git!



P.S.
Rounders did his level best to send Paul home early last night so he could be fresh for his night out tonight. WP Rounders

Gholimoli

ollyk1 wrote:

Paul is making a dash for the work exit door in appoximately this much time today. I'm insanely jealous but I'd like to wish him all the best - lucky git!



P.S.
Rounders did his level best to send Paul home early last night so he could be fresh for his night out tonight. WP Rounders

is he going pro then?

ollyk1

I don't think he's going to be relying on pokah for an income Gholi but he won't have any excuses for missing poker games because he needs his beauty sleep and he'll probably balance his time between that and chasing 22 year old eastern european ladies.

Talk about getting the life/work balance just right!

5starpool

ollyk1 wrote:

I don't think he's going to be relying on pokah for an income Gholi but he won't have any excuses for missing poker games because he needs his beauty sleep and he'll probably balance his time between that and chasing 22 year old eastern european ladies.

Talk about getting the life/work balance just right!

It sounds like a tough existence. Must be that midlife crisis Paul?

ianmc38

ollyk1 wrote:

chasing 22 year old eastern european ladies.

Unfortunately the only things I've been chasing recently are flush draws and middle-pin straight draws when no pot odds are presented

Culchie

ianmc38 wrote:

Unfortunately the only things I've been chasing recently are flush draws and middle-pin straight draws when no pot odds are presented

Chasing 22 year Eastern European girls is far more fun I'd say.

ianmc38

Culchie wrote:

Chasing 22 year Eastern European girls is far more fun I'd say.

Though just as costly on the bankroll.

Gholimoli

Culchie wrote:

Chasing 22 year Eastern European girls is far more fun I'd say.

this is true even if you dont have the odds ,i would much rather chase the 22 year old with 5:1 odds than chasing my flush with 2:1 .
Mmmmm imagine getting there on out of 6 times.

ntlbell

ianmc38 wrote:

Though just as costly on the bankroll.

Ian maybe it's time to move down level's

17yr old Finglas west maybe?

Stop punching above your weight

5starpool

Gholimoli wrote:

this is true even if you dont have the odds ,i would much rather chase the 22 year old with 5:1 odds than chasing my flush with 2:1 .
Mmmmm imagine getting there on out of 6 times.

Unfortunately I am never even near getting priced in on the easter european ladies front. My miracle runner runner never materialises there I am afraid.

willis

ntlbell wrote:

17yr old Finglas west maybe?

Your sister single now?

Gholimoli

willis wrote:

Your sister single now?

LMAO

califano

Yes best of luck Paul in your misadventures!.
These eastern ones are only good when theyre unspoilt. The second they start sounding like Evana Trump its off to arrivals to pick up a new one!.

Dub13

ollyk1 wrote:

he needs his beauty sleep

He needs loads and loads of beauty sleep,for anybody who has never seen IonaPaul here is a photo he is the one on the left,and thats Olly beside him.

ollyk1

Dub13 wrote:

He needs loads and loads of beauty sleep,for anybody who has never seen IonaPaul here is a photo he is the one on the left,and thats Olly beside him.

I was only wearing that coat for a bet!! Anybody says anything different is an absolute liar!!

ianmc38

Dub13 wrote:

Rar. Teh hawtness

careca

Culchie wrote:

Chasing 22 year Eastern European girls is far more fun I'd say.

it depends. if they are on steroids, I find them very hard to catch.

Culchie

careca wrote:

it depends. if they are on steroids, I find them very hard to catch.

Showing your age now Neil

Not at the Moscow Olympics now ya know

ocallagh

rounders123 wrote:

Yes best of luck Paul in your misadventures!.
These eastern ones are only good when theyre unspoilt. The second they start sounding like Evana Trump its off to arrivals to pick up a new one!.

lmao!

El Stuntman

Culchie wrote:

Chasing 22 year Eastern European girls is far more fun I'd say.

they are hard to catch when you are an ancient 30+ year old

-EV

Culchie

El Stuntman wrote:

they are hard to catch when you are an ancient 30+ year old

-EV

Did you ever hear the story about the Old Bull and the Young Bull?


Young Bull to Old Bull

"Let's jump into that field over the ditch and quickly 'service' as many of them cows as we can"

Old Bull To Young Bull

"No, let's walk through the gap and stroll through the field and 'service' all of them cows"

Dub13

Thats such a Mayo story it hurts us Dubs to even read it.

But I like it.

Ste05

Dub13 wrote:

Thats such a Mayo story it hurts us Dubs to even read it.

But I like it.

LOL and I liked Culchie's one too... nh wp

5starpool

Dub13 wrote:

Thats such a Mayo story it hurts us Dubs to even read it.

But I like it.

A Dub version just for you

Young Scobe (Deco) to Old Scobe (Anto)

"Let's jump into that carpark over the fence and quickly 'nick' as many of them car radios as we can"

Old Scobe (Anto) To Young Scobe (Deco)

"No, let's walk through the gate and stroll through the carpark and 'nick' all of them car radios"

Hitman Actual

careca wrote:

it depends. if they are on steroids, I find them very hard to catch.

Would you really want to catch an eastern european female weight lifter on steroids? Each to his own, I suppose. Must be the Kerry background...:D

Best of luck, Paul, on... erm... what exactly is it you're doing??

careca

lenny_leonard wrote:

Would you really want to catch an eastern european female weight lifter on steroids? Each to his own, I suppose. Must be the Kerry background...:D

Paudi knew what he was saying when he called us fcuking animals

Dub13

5starpool wrote:

A Dub version just for you

Young Scobe (Deco) to Old Scobe (Anto)

"Let's jump into that carpark over the fence and quickly 'nick' as many of them car radios as we can"

Old Scobe (Anto) To Young Scobe (Deco)

"No, let's walk through the gate and stroll through the carpark and 'nick' all of them car radios"

Thats more like it....Bula bus.

jtsuited

lenny_leonard wrote:

Would you really want to catch an eastern european female weight lifter on steroids?

do we have to answer that?

ntlbell

willis wrote:

Your sister single now?

Very.

She said she doesn't like men with PINK blogs tho?

Lafortezza

So is somebody going pro or giving up their job or something?

ionapaul

Just caught this thread (busy at work, don't ya know!) - very funny stuff. Not very long to go now, I'm very very excited. Retirement? Career Break? Time To Find Myself? Call it what you will, not doing the 9-5 is going to rock my world!

Working is for chumps (I've always said it) - I'm going to go pro at being a lazy bastard!