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CJX-3X12

howya all,

taught i'd finally drop a post in here. been reading for a while now whilst bored at work. sure we'll see what happens.

biko

Fáilte isteach

thenakedchef

CJX-3X12 wrote:

howya all,

taught i'd finally drop a post in here. been reading for a while now whilst bored at work. sure we'll see what happens.

Be prepared now to get no work done lol
welcome to the wonderful world of boreds........sorry boards

Redhairedguy

Say goodbye to "casual 5 minutes trips" on the internet, you'll spend hours here.. you'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll... well that's about it!

Interceptor

Redhairedguy wrote:

you'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll...

...wish you had (a) never been born (b) never found this site as I spend most of my life here.

Nice choice of handle though. Hope your real name is a bit more pronouncable or you will never get any chicks...

'cptr

po0k

Red Haired Guy. 3.5 syllables.
Hardly high on the Rochten scale of pronouncability to be honest.

Are you a gingerist 'cptr?

Interceptor

I was saying hello to the OP and I was referring to the OP's handle - SyxPak are you trying to start a fight?

And thats how to spell syllables.

Mupit...

'cptr (with red hair, hall and landing)

po0k

"I don't care, it's my body, I'll do what I want."

MrJones

and that was the last time we heard from CJX-3X12. The End.

CJX-3X12 wrote:

howya all,

taught i'd finally drop a post in here. been reading for a while now whilst bored at work. sure we'll see what happens.

Redhairedguy

MrJones wrote:

and that was the last time we heard from CJX-3X12. The End.

Though at some point, someone will release a dreadful sequel to this tale, i sure christopher lambert will jump at the opportunity for more tat!

Interceptor

Redhairedguy wrote:

christopher lambert will jump at the opportunity

...to play CJX-3X12 in a Highlander remake with SyxPak as Sean Connery and me as the big mucksavage from Tuam with the broadsword, cutting innocent bystanders heads off in a single swipe.

'cptr

Redhairedguy

Interceptor wrote:

...to play CJX-3X12 in a Highlander remake with SyxPak as Sean Connery and me as the big mucksavage from Tuam with the broadsword, cutting innocent bystanders heads off in a single swipe.

I'll be a shady character who just pops in every now and then to add a crazy quip to the situation.

ie; You cut off some guys head, I appear out of nowhere and say "Gosh, he really lost his head in that fight" and disappear in a cloud of ginger (and blonde)

MrJones

I didn't hear CJX-3X12 say i'll be bak. But maybe if you decode his username..em

Redhairedguy wrote:

Though at some point, someone will release a dreadful sequel to this tale, i sure christopher lambert will jump at the opportunity for more tat!

Redhairedguy

MrJones wrote:

I didn't hear CJX-3X12 say i'll be bak. But maybe if you decode his username..em

*GASP* That's right.. he's am android! I see it all now! Government conspiracy... Oh crap.. I gotta get out here.. I know way too much! Gahhhhhh...

Interceptor

Redhairedguy wrote:

*GASP* That's right.. he's am android! I see it all now! Government conspiracy... Oh crap.. I gotta get out here.. I know way too much! Gahhhhhh...

Hmmm, methinks you've been smoking someones crack...

'cptr

thenakedchef

Interceptor wrote:

Hmmm, methinks you've been smoking someones crack...

'cptr

Excellent lol

Redhairedguy

Interceptor wrote:

Hmmm, methinks you've been smoking someones crack...

Oh my god! you're one of them.....

Their lasers blasts are all around me, hurry daddy hurry... I'm scared!

TerrorFirmer

Redhairedguy wrote:

Oh my god! you're one of them.....

You smoked Interceptors crack?

'hvk

po0k

In Yore Endo.


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Interceptor

Crank Havok, 'crank' - for Gods sake spell it properly you 'dns 'fckr

'trpc

Interceptor

Locked? Bring it on!!

Hey, has anyone seen C3PO - the elusive OP?

'c

Redhairedguy

Interceptor wrote:

Hey, has anyone seen C3PO - the elusive OP?

*Beep boop!* Oh Artoo.. stop being so brave...

TerrorFirmer

Interceptor wrote:

Crank Havok, 'crank' - for Gods sake spell it properly you 'dns 'fckr

'trpc

sxjeat'f'dad?

'dzxjk

Redhairedguy

HavoK wrote:

sxjeat'f'dad?

'dzxjk

vnvfbhl? i woz only kdfdbfgj but you took it too ffgta1

you a bafdd mannn of meeeeebk f

gelbv?

'Flezzz

Interceptor

Knobgobblers the lot of ye. Boards Beers West my ar$e, it'll be a divine retribution bloodbath with my broadsword and severed nerd-heads all over the kip.

Redhairedguy

Interceptor wrote:

it'll be a divine retribution bloodbath with my broadsword and severed nerd-heads all over the kip.

Forget not , that, because we are nerds, we all have a fine array of collector's item weapons... nunchuku, katanas, battle axes, heck even light sabers... oh and I have a mace... (medieval weapon.. not pússy ass pepper spray)

So bring it on, I'll even dress for the occasion, shin guards, GAA helmet, bomber jacket (+10 to piercing attacks) and my ring of unsupported bítch tits.

I'm am N'Dar Gun'fun, and i am the chosen one!

CJX-3X12

jaysus lads take it easy, been out of work for awhile so haven't been on the web. you don't half let you're imagination run away with ye, i'm sorry to disappoint you all but i'm not a android, robot or machine. i fart, poo and piss like the rest of ya.

danniemcq

so you know when your going, what how do we know when your coming?

Redhairedguy

CJX-3X12 wrote:

i fart, poo and piss like the rest of ya.

hahahahaha.. don't know why.. but this really struck me as amusing

danniemcq

how you and emer are in the same gene pool i will never know

TerrorFirmer

danniemcq wrote:

how you and emer are in the same gene pool i will never know

Probably because they both came from their fathers testicles, but thats just speculation.

Redhairedguy

danniemcq wrote:

how you and emer are in the same gene pool i will never know

What are you saying? The two of us are exactly the same humour-wise. We're like 2 friggin peas in a frickin pod!

And Havok.. just cause you've seen my father's testicles, does not give you reason to brag about them.

po0k

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