jokes

alic

sorry if already posted

a guy walks into a zoo and there was only one dog there
It was a sh*t-zu

a zoo kepper goes to work one day and his boss says to him there are looks of paparatzie outside waiting for the new gorilla but it wont be here until tomorrow cause its delaided so his boss asks him will he put on a gorilla suit and go out and fool the paparatzie
so he puts on the suit and starts acting like a gorilla and starts swinging around on ropes but he doesnt catch one of the and he goes flying into the lion cage and gets knowed unconious
he wakes up and realises the lions are around him and shouts "HELP, HELP"
then one of the lions says to him shut up or you will get us all fired


the next day the zoo keeper goes to work the next day and is told to clean the aquarium
when he is cleaning it a big fish bites him
so he picks it up and throws it into the lion cage and the lion eats it
next he is cleaning the monkey cage
and the chimps are throwing stones at him so he grabs them and throws them into the lion cage and the lion eats them
then he has to clean out the bee hives and all the bees start attacking him
so he kills them and throws them into the lion cage and the lion eats them
the next day there is a new lion in the zoo and the new lion says to the other whats the food like around here
and the other lion says well yesterday i had fish,chimps and mushy bee's

Steoob

last one is meh but the first 2 are very good... i'll be using the 1st one sometime soon

jobonar

^^agree! first 2 were good then went downhill fast!