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England Supporters

  • 23-06-2006 12:31pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 749 ✭✭✭


    A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the motorway in Germany. Nothing is moving.

    Suddenly a man knocks on the window.
    The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What's going on?"

    "Terrorists have kidnapped 3 England Soccer Supporters. They're asking for a €10 million ransom. Otherwise they're going to douse them with petrol and set them on fire. We're going from car to car, taking up a collection."

    The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?"

    "About a gallon"


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,117 ✭✭✭✭MrJoeSoap


    A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the motorway in [Insert location here]. Nothing is moving.

    Suddenly a man knocks on the window.
    The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What's going on?"

    "Terrorists have kidnapped [Insert butt of joke here]. They're asking for a €10 million ransom. Otherwise they're going to douse them with petrol and set them on fire. We're going from car to car, taking up a collection."

    The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?"

    "About a gallon"


    :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 749 ✭✭✭Spastafarian


    A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the motorway in Dystopia. Nothing is moving.

    Suddenly a man knocks on the window.
    The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What's going on?"

    "Terrorists have kidnapped MrJoeSoap. They're asking for a €10 million ransom. Otherwise they're going to douse him with petrol and set him on fire. We're going from car to car, taking up a collection."

    The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?"

    "About a gallon"


    :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,117 ✭✭✭✭MrJoeSoap


    Now you're getting the hang of it!


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