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Beginning of sex

  • 23-06-2006 10:37am
    #1
    MidnightQueen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,601 ✭✭✭


    Dunno if this was posted ere before but it made me smile. :)

    In the Garden of Eden,
    As everyone knows,
    Lives Adam and Eve,
    Without any clothes.

    In this garden,
    Were two little leaves,
    One covered Adam's,
    One covered Eve's.

    As the story goes on,
    Nevertheless to say,
    The wind came along,
    And blew the leaves away.

    At the sight,
    Adam did stare,
    there was Eve's treasure
    All covered with hair.

    And wonder came,
    Under Eve's eyes,
    As Adam's thing,
    Started to rise.

    They found a spot,
    That suited them best,
    A nice big tree,
    Where they began to rest.

    Her legs spread wider,
    And wider apart,
    While thrill after thrill,
    Came into her heart.

    The head of Adam's thing,
    Peeked into the hole,
    And filled her with passion,
    Beyond her control.

    His thing did slide,
    And Eve's treasure,
    Was all wet inside
    The joy was good,
    She wouldn't let loose,
    Until Adam's thing,
    Was all out of juice.


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