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  • 23-06-2006 9:48am
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 105 ✭✭


    i'm having major problems with condoms in that i can't get any to fit. anything i put one on it doesn't go that far up cos its too tight and then at times it cuases me to lose my erection. surely there must be some larger fittings ones. but i can never find them!


    an help. its beginning to be a problem in the bedroom!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,673 ✭✭✭Miss Fluff


    I have a male friend who has the same problem (lucky girlfriend ;) )
    He orders them on line from the States, google it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 105 ✭✭observer


    there must be somewhere like in pharmacys that just makke a biggger size! i never considered this would be a problem!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 815 ✭✭✭Moojuice


    I have that problem too. It doesnt fit all the way down the *ahem* shaft and usually feels very tight. I thought that was the way they were meant to be but now I am begining to realise maybe its me........


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 105 ✭✭observer


    yes thats it! it can really ruin a moment when your struggle to get iton only to find its "choking" the prince to death. worst problem happened to me that it came off while doing the bizz inside her cos i could get it on the fulll s


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,029 ✭✭✭um7y1h83ge06nx


    Try Trojan brand. They sell them in Boots. Some of them are bigger such as the Trojan Magnum ones.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 815 ✭✭✭Moojuice


    ill have to get some of those. Observer, yep it has come off a few times becuase it wouldnt fit properly, and most of the time it is choking the thing to death.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,380 ✭✭✭daRobot


    Trojan magnum xl. You can get them in most sex shops, so ring around.

    They'll do the trick for the girth no problem.They'll fit up to a 6.5 inch circumfrence (Size of a can of red bull).


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,611 ✭✭✭✭Sam Vimes


    daRobot wrote:
    Trojan magnum xl. You can get them in most sex shops, so ring around.

    They'll do the trick for the girth no problem.They'll fit up to a 6.5 inch circumfrence (Size of a can of red bull).
    i didn't know they made condoms that small ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,699 ✭✭✭Santa Claus


    observer wrote:
    there must be somewhere like in pharmacys that just makke a biggger size!

    Ah yes, the only time a guy won't feel embarassed buying condoms in a chemists "I'll have a packet of extra large condoms please:D "


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 166,012 ✭✭✭✭LegacyUser


    i found it almost impossible to find ones big enough for me, in girth anyways. there was a thread before on this and someone mentioned Trojan Magnum's. i ordered some on http://www.lovehoney.ie and theyre perfect. any of the durex i had tryed before felt like i was being "strangled" lol :P

    the regular trojan that are sold here arent bigger. i think they are actually slightly narrower than durex extra safe which is the biggest i've found here.

    i doubt you need the trojan magnum XL, those are huge! the regular magnums are fine for me and i had the same problem as you. i could "just about" fit on a normal condom but with some pain, and it choked the lad...lol


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,817 ✭✭✭✭Dord


    i had the same problem. there was a thread before on this and someone mentioned Trojan Magnum's. i ordered some on http://www.lovehoney.ie and theyre perfect. any of the durex i had tried before felt like i was being "strangled" lol :P

    the regular trojan that are sold here arent bigger. i think they are actually slightly narrower than durex extra safe which is the biggest i've found here.

    i doubt you need the trojan magnum XL, those are huge! the regular magnums are fine for me and i had the same problem as you. i could "just about" fit on a normal condom but with some pain, and it choked the lad...lol


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 25,848 ✭✭✭✭Zombrex


    observer wrote:
    i'm having major problems with condoms in that i can't get any to fit. anything i put one on it doesn't go that far up cos its too tight and then at times it cuases me to lose my erection. surely there must be some larger fittings ones. but i can never find them!

    An average condom will stretch over a human fist, if you can't get it to roll down over your penis you are putting it on wrong. Don't worry this is common, a bit of pratice will sort you out.

    If you can't unroll it down your penis properly most likely you are putting the condom on the wrong way round. A condom unrolls a certain way. Make sure you are not putting it on back to front. If you do you will find it nearly impossible to unroll it down much further than about a 1/3 of the way down before it becomes tight and hard to move. Have a look at the way the condom is rolled up before you put it on, and try and unroll it in the opposite direction.
    condom_use_3.gif


    Secondly, make sure you roll it down all the way. Do not try and pull the condom down, as this stretches it and can lead to breaks.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,613 ✭✭✭BrianD3


    Wicknight wrote:
    you are putting it on wrong. Don't worry this is common, a bit of pratice will sort you out.
    And you know this for a fact do you? You must have seen the OP rolling a condom onto his erect cock then.

    The argument that condoms will stretch over your fist etc. and therefore should fit comfortably on any sized penis is a completely spurious one. Usually people don't have sex using their fist, the fist is composed mainly of bone whereas the penis is composed of spongy tissue that is engorged with blood to keep it erect, the penis is far more sensitive etc.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,044 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    When using a condom you should use one that is a good fit.
    Just becuase a condom can stretch that far does not mean it is ment to in order to fit,
    it stretches that much in order to contrain the varying ammount of
    ejaculate that may be disgorged into it with varying ammonts of force which can be quiet considerible.
    One size does not fit all, and in order for condoms to be used effectively they should fit well.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    There are trojan large condoms available, which are good. Someone also pointed out that XL were available also.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,003 ✭✭✭rsynnott


    I'm fairly certain the larger tescos sell these.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 105 ✭✭observer


    there is such a big difference between getting it to fit and getting it to fit comfortably as the fist is completely diffferent to the penis.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 815 ✭✭✭Moojuice


    no its on the right way, i am deffinite about that. Durex are just ****.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,380 ✭✭✭daRobot


    Avantis are quite wide aswell, so maybe give em a try


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 166,012 ✭✭✭✭LegacyUser


    Okay, I know this is a stupid question, but with regards to a condom being rolled up; how exactly do you know which end is the right way up. I am only recently becoming sexually active properly and .. well .. its a bit of an embarrasing question to ask anybody else.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,691 ✭✭✭garthv


    Tayto crisp bag ftw.
    Its the only thing that will fit my willy


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,048 ✭✭✭Amazotheamazing


    Wicknight wrote:
    An average condom will stretch over a human fist, if you can't get it to roll down over your penis you are putting it on wrong. Don't worry this is common, a bit of pratice will sort you out.

    If you can't unroll it down your penis properly most likely you are putting the condom on the wrong way round. A condom unrolls a certain way. Make sure you are not putting it on back to front. If you do you will find it nearly impossible to unroll it down much further than about a 1/3 of the way down before it becomes tight and hard to move. Have a look at the way the condom is rolled up before you put it on, and try and unroll it in the opposite direction.
    condom_use_3.gif


    Secondly, make sure you roll it down all the way. Do not try and pull the condom down, as this stretches it and can lead to breaks.

    Sorry Wicknight but thats both wrong and bad advice. As with the OP, I have to use larger condoms and it's pretty damn annoying most of the time, afaik, only Boots stock the Trojan Magnums in most places.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 184 ✭✭DubNside


    Durex have good quality control on all of there products, I would recommend the "Durex XXL" longer thanTrojan Magnum XL condoms also.

    If these dont work then you have real problems!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 78,647 ✭✭✭✭Victor


    Okay, I know this is a stupid question, but with regards to a condom being rolled up; how exactly do you know which end is the right way up. I am only recently becoming sexually active properly and .. well .. its a bit of an embarrasing question to ask anybody else.
    Take a look at this. Pardon the simplistic drawing.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,044 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    GaRtH_V this will be your only warning, unhelpful and off-topic posting will get you banned from this forum.
    Do take time to read the charter which contains the rules and abide by them.
    Have a nice day.
    Thaedydal


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 25,848 ✭✭✭✭Zombrex


    BrianD3 wrote:
    You must have seen the OP rolling a condom onto his erect cock then.

    Nope, but I've seen an average size condom fit over things much bigger than an erect penis (don't ask).

    I also used to believe that all condoms were too small and tight for my penis until I realised I was simply putting it on wrong.

    The tell tale sign is that he can get it over the top of his penis but cannot roll the condom down the entire length and the condom seems to increase in tightness as he rolls it down. The human penis does not increase much in width as it goes down to the base. If the ring of the condom can get over the top with no trouble then it should fit the base of the penis with little trouble. He if is finding the condom getting tighter as he rolls it down that is a sign he is rolling the condom inside out.

    So while I'm not saying the OP is definiately putting the condom on wrong, if he can actually put the condom over his penis, but is having trouble getting it down the full length of his penis, most likely rolling it down wrong.

    But hey there is no harm getting the biggest size he can find. I'm certainly not saying don't bother. But if he is putting it on wrong in the first place he is still going to run into problems, and he is greatly increasing the risk that the condom will rip or tear.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,946 ✭✭✭red_ice


    i use a bin liner myself, still a bit tight tho


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,044 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    Red_ice banned for 1 week.


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