The Weather

JohnnySideburns

Weather

40 degrees - Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Ireland sunbathe.

35 degrees - Italian cars won't start.
People in Ireland drive with the windows down.

20 degrees - Floridians wear coats, gloves, and wool hats.
People in Ireland throw on a T-shirt.

15 degrees - Californians begin to evacuate the state.
People in Ireland go swimming in the sea.

0 degrees - New York landlords turn the heat on.
People in Ireland have a last barby before it gets cold.

-10 degrees - People in Miami are extinct.
People in Ireland lick flagpoles.

-20 degrees - Californians all now live in Mexico.
People in Ireland throw on a light jacket.

-100 degrees - Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
People in Ireland wear a vest and pull down their ear flaps.

-297 degrees - Microbial life starts to grind to a halt.
Irish cows complain of farmers with cold hands.

-460 degrees - ALL atomic motion stops.
People in Ireland start saying "It's a bitin cold ...? "

-500 degrees - Hell freezes over.
Irish people support England in the World Cup

fuzzywiggle

Good one

jobonar

JohnnySideburns wrote:

-297 degrees - Microbial life starts to grind to a halt.
Irish cows complain of farmers with cold hands.

^^only in Ireland hehe! :rolleyes:

Very Good!

Capt'n Midnight

JohnnySideburns wrote:

-500 degrees - Hell freezes over.
Irish people support England in the World Cup

Pity it's in Farenheit
The 40 degrees where Californians shiver would only be about 4.44 degrees C

−459.67 °F ALL atomic motion stops.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/QI

At the end of the most recent series, Dara O'Briain was deducted points for having, in the previous series, stated that the triple point of water is zero degrees Celsius, an answer which earned him points at the time.[4] Some viewers, however, wrote in to say that the triple point of water is in fact 0.01 degrees, and so the points awarded Dara in the previous series were revoked. Dara humorously retorted with, "How many people sat at home watching that and said, 'It's just a comedy show, but I'm not letting that fecker get away with that!'?"[5]

PS. We did support England in a match against Egypt, when ourselves and Holland were also in the group of death.

GLaDOS

Brilliant

Hagar

Capt'n Midnight wrote:

PS. We did support England in a match against Egypt, when ourselves and Holland were also in the group of death.

I remember that day well, bloody freezing it was.;)

Kojak

Ha.