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A nerds wet dream

  • 20-06-2006 08:24AM
    #1
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators Posts: 23,260 Mod ✭✭✭✭


    A nerds wet dream!

    Prob not work friendly!


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,479 ✭✭✭✭philologos


    lol funny pic...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,078 ✭✭✭parasite


    there is simply no emoticon to describe how i feel right now


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,421 ✭✭✭Steveire


    There are no words for the emoticons that I'm feeling right now.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,273 ✭✭✭Morlar


    Too .. . .many . . . jokes . ..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,946 ✭✭✭SouperComputer


    mmm penetration testing :D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,421 ✭✭✭Steveire


    man woman
    


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,046 ✭✭✭democrates


    [PHP]session_start();
    $woodie = $babe_count * 5;
    if(!$babes){
    $woodie += 10;
    require_once('condoms.php');
    if($babes == 'human'){
    $woodie += 1;
    }
    }
    foreach ($babes as $babe){
    if($babe > 73 or $babe == "filthy_rich"){
    require('chat_up_lines.php');
    echo chat_up_line(rand());
    }
    if ($babe){
    holiest_of_holies($woodie);
    if($babe > 1){
    echo $my_number;
    } else {
    echo $samaritans_number;
    }
    }
    }
    session_destroy;[/PHP]


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,421 ✭✭✭Steveire


    That is shamefully brilliant. My sig is getting changed.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,479 ✭✭✭✭philologos


    democrates wrote:
    [PHP]session_start();
    $woodie = $babe_count * 5;
    if(!$babes){
    $woodie += 10;
    require_once('condoms.php');
    if($babes == 'human'){
    $woodie += 1;
    }
    }
    foreach ($babes as $babe){
    if($babe > 73 or $babe == "filthy_rich"){
    require('chat_up_lines.php');
    echo chat_up_line(rand());
    }
    if ($babe){
    holiest_of_holies($woodie);
    if($babe > 1){
    echo $my_number;
    } else {
    echo $samaritans_number;
    }
    }
    }
    session_destroy;[/PHP]
    session_destroy(); :eek: !!!


    :eek: as a PHP coder i'm outraged lol... why use sessions if you arent going to pass onto the next page :p
    nm funny code though!!


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