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Futurama quotes anyone?

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  • 18-06-2006 10:54pm
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    Sm0ke
    Registered Users Posts: 344 ✭✭


    what ur faveourites?!?!?

    mine :


    Zapp Branigan: "If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominos will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate."
    "The best way into a girl's bed is through her parents. Have sex with them, and you're in."
    "Why'd you open your bong hole you smelly hippy? You'd sacrifice a beautiful woman to save a moderately attractive monkey?"

    Fry: "Its just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. Then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns and also he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you?"

    "Crazy theories one, regular theories a billion."

    "But existing is basically all I do!"


    theres other classics but cant think of them now!


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