26 bars of terror

kanibus

From the jump chump im lettin you know whats fact and fiction
My gats is spittin at any of these rappin bitches
My tracks ridiculous, robbin these cats and putting out audio crack to stackmy riches
Im cleanin the game up sendin all you cowards to hell
Ya vest aint gon help if ya whole whip get showered wit shells
Im ahead of my time and I aint even reached the peak of my skills
You creeps know the deal, speak and get killed
Reach for the steel and clap the heat at ya grill
Ima beast for the bills, bust a shot and leave you to bleed in a field
Keep heat wit me, disrespect Kan and best believe its beef
Hood life is hard but as far as rap, im livin on easy street
Im the livest man, kill ya entire fam
Put the “8 on ya chest” like you a Kobe Bryant fan
Ya mans think yall hard but you sum bunk wankstas
Ill clap his ass just to get yall used to the young gangstas
Run up wit pumps blazin, either that or the five’ll spray
Better tell ya mans to hide the yay or both yall gon die today
Yall still usin shanks, a shot’ll make you drop that dagger
Lame dudes listen to my traccs tryin 2 jocc my swagger
Ill blaze a tek, take ya rep and break ya necc
Hear this cracc verse and let the **** take effect
Im the best, rap success I was made for this
You bastards step, clap the tek, serving dudes like waitresses
Yall know kan is gon ball, got hate for the law
Blazin the four and slayin ya dog
So I aint talking bout hangin a picture when I say ima put ya frame on the wall

spacecoyote

oh man we better be careful what we say on the forum these days, there's gangsta's everywhere

me and the biz

kanibus wrote:

From the jump chump im lettin you know whats fact and fiction
My gats is spittin at any of these rappin bitches
My tracks ridiculous, robbin these cats and putting out audio crack to stackmy riches
Im cleanin the game up sendin all you cowards to hell
Ya vest aint gon help if ya whole whip get showered wit shells
Im ahead of my time and I aint even reached the peak of my skills
You creeps know the deal, speak and get killed
Reach for the steel and clap the heat at ya grill
Ima beast for the bills, bust a shot and leave you to bleed in a field
Keep heat wit me, disrespect Kan and best believe its beef
Hood life is hard but as far as rap, im livin on easy street
Im the livest man, kill ya entire fam
Put the “8 on ya chest” like you a Kobe Bryant fan
Ya mans think yall hard but you sum bunk wankstas
Ill clap his ass just to get yall used to the young gangstas
Run up wit pumps blazin, either that or the five’ll spray
Better tell ya mans to hide the yay or both yall gon die today
Yall still usin shanks, a shot’ll make you drop that dagger
Lame dudes listen to my traccs tryin 2 jocc my swagger
Ill blaze a tek, take ya rep and break ya necc
Hear this cracc verse and let the **** take effect
Im the best, rap success I was made for this
You bastards step, clap the tek, serving dudes like waitresses
Yall know kan is gon ball, got hate for the law
Blazin the four and slayin ya dog
So I aint talking bout hangin a picture when I say ima put ya frame on the wall

Bro, you can't be serious?

j2u

????????????????????????????????????????may god have mercy on your soul .HOOD IS HARD?????????????????what hood are u from?what drugs are u on .and a part from that its no way relative its just the usual hardman crap except with no flow or clever lyrics

Makaveli

I'm a toy gangsta comin from da hood
blast choo with caps from my gat made from wood

I post raps on the net to look real hard
Cats dont believe me? why not retard

Check me out typin ebonics into my keyboard
Dont mess with me son, you'll end up floored

By my lyrical content it's straight ill
bangin' online, wracking up the phone bill

Hidin' behind this screen I can say what I like
Makin up stories clearly not my real life

But yo dawg I'm hard, don't be a hater
Mom's callin me for dinner I'll be back later

Word, peace, etc etc

Sm0ke

spacecoyote wrote:

oh man we better be careful what we say on the forum these days, there's gangsta's everywhere

its mad funny they all sorta popped up all of a sudden lol

Makaveli

Tis weird alright, not one person posting their lyrics (or in case attempts at lyrics) and then all of sudden there's multiple thread popping up. I'm sure the fad will die out though.

Peyton Manning

Just cos none of you got skills....

:rolleyes:

spacecoyote

Makaveli wrote:

I'm a toy gangsta comin from da hood
blast choo with caps from my gat made from wood

I post raps on the net to look real hard
Cats dont believe me? why not retard

Check me out typin ebonics into my keyboard
Dont mess with me son, you'll end up floored

By my lyrical content it's straight ill
bangin' online, wracking up the phone bill

Hidin' behind this screen I can say what I like
Makin up stories clearly not my real life

But yo dawg I'm hard, don't be a hater
Mom's callin me for dinner I'll be back later

Word, peace, etc etc

yo mak-dawg, thats some straight up true life gangsta shiznit.
You gots mad skillz

word life, peace out spaceeedizzlecoyotepizzle fo shizzle nizzle

evil_seed

i think all the "battle raps"/nursery rhymes should be made into a sub-forum or something like that. or.... just stop

Makaveli

There's no need for a sub forum or for them to stop. A new thread however, is not required for every new battle or rap.

That said it's breathing some life into the forum so it's a good thing really.

Evzer

kanibus wrote:

From the jump chump im lettin you know whats fact and fiction
My gats is spittin at any of these rappin bitches
My tracks ridiculous, robbin these cats and putting out audio crack to stackmy riches
Im cleanin the game up sendin all you cowards to hell
Ya vest aint gon help if ya whole whip get showered wit shells
Im ahead of my time and I aint even reached the peak of my skills
You creeps know the deal, speak and get killed
Reach for the steel and clap the heat at ya grill
Ima beast for the bills, bust a shot and leave you to bleed in a field
Keep heat wit me, disrespect Kan and best believe its beef
Hood life is hard but as far as rap, im livin on easy street
Im the livest man, kill ya entire fam
Put the “8 on ya chest” like you a Kobe Bryant fan
Ya mans think yall hard but you sum bunk wankstas
Ill clap his ass just to get yall used to the young gangstas
Run up wit pumps blazin, either that or the five’ll spray
Better tell ya mans to hide the yay or both yall gon die today
Yall still usin shanks, a shot’ll make you drop that dagger
Lame dudes listen to my traccs tryin 2 jocc my swagger
Ill blaze a tek, take ya rep and break ya necc
Hear this cracc verse and let the **** take effect
Im the best, rap success I was made for this
You bastards step, clap the tek, serving dudes like waitresses
Yall know kan is gon ball, got hate for the law
Blazin the four and slayin ya dog
So I aint talking bout hangin a picture when I say ima put ya frame on the wall

99% of your fans dont exist bai

Peyton Manning

^Never heard THAT before....

Evzer

Yeah because i made it up. Thats the reason, you never heard it because i made it up. But its absolutely hillarious that you would inform me and others that you had never heard it before. Really top-notch stuff. You might have heard some of my other tunes like "Mama said Knock you out" and my smooth 2004 anthem "Love you better". You have to get the laydeeez on side yknow? But yeah, im still in stitches laughing at your very pertinent observation Archimedes, so hillarious, so witty. Where do you come up with these things old chap? Please let us know. Saviour of the hip-hop board me hole.

me and the biz

hahaha

brilliant stuff this thread is producing