Undercover Priests.....

Chopperdog

Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation. They were determined
to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would
identify them as clergy. As soon as the plane landed they headed for a
store and bought outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc.
Next morning they went to the beach, dressed in their "tourist"garb.
They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine and
the scenery when a drop dead gorgeous topless blonde in a thong bikini
came walking straight towards them. They couldn't help but stare. As the
blonde passed them, she smiled and said, "Good morning, Father, Good
morning, Father," nodding and addressing each of them, then she moved
on.
They were both stunned. How in the world did she know they were
priests?
Next day they went back to the store and bought even more outrageous
outfits. These outfits were so loud you could HEAR them before you saw
them. Once again, the two priests settled on the beach in their chairs
to enjoy the sunshine. After a while, the same gorgeous topless
blonde, wearing a string bikini, taking her sweet time, came walking
toward them.
Again, she nodded at each of them and said, "Good morning Fathers,"
and started to walk away.
One of the priests couldn't stand it any longer and said, "Just a
minute young lady." "Yes?" she replied. "We ARE priests, and proud of
it, I'll have you know. But how in the world did you KNOW we are
priests, dressed as we are?"
"Father,"she replied sweetly, "it's me, Sister Mary Frances!!!

xzanti

Very good

GLaDOS

Tee hee

r3nu4l

Excellent Just struck me how unusual it is to see priest and nun jokes these days that doesn't involve rude things with alter boys. Nice one OP