Best way of Defeating the Cylons: Battle Plans

Procrastinator

This is my genius idea:

I reckon they should drive a captured cylon mad,

Stage 1:
Strap them to a chair and show them hundreds or repeats of the Ryan Tubridy show and his airhead and foológ guests, while playing Richie Cavanagh songs, or Philomena Begley masterpieces and various other articles of aural sh1te.

Stage 2:
Implant some crazy murderous insanity in their heads.

Stage 3:
Shoot them, or a-la-Roslin, put them out the airlock. Then they'd be reborn on their homeworld to kill lots of cylons there, or even to destroy the resurrection or production facilities.

Great eh?

Could be cool. Imagine a cylon, Leobin for example, cutting a murderous, bloody swaythe through a cylon compound yelling "My clucking hen", or "tra-la-la triangle". Those listening may find their brains exploding just trying to make out those songs' deeper meanings.

(Putting on my glasses)
And, let's not forget, multiple rebirths could put an enormous logistiocal strain on the rebirthing system..a statistical victory at least.

Scráib

Eh... Right.

Praetorian

I agree with the Ryan Tubber bit.

The_Minister

They'd just put him on cold storage

sprinkles

Ah yes.....I see where this is going



No wait. I don't.

Nuttzz

You have missed reprogram them with Microsofts Windows XP Cylon Edition

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Nuttzz wrote:

You have missed reprogram them with Microsofts Windows XP Cylon Edition

Without Cylon Pack 2 (CP2) installed.

One Anna Kournakova attachment later - kaboom!

Procrastinator

Nuttzz wrote:

You have missed reprogram them with Microsofts Windows XP Cylon Edition

Yeah, then it really wouldn't work (either the individual cylons or the new programming)



I bet they run on Linux though...

Lemming

I dunno ... pingu the cylon just doesn't instill me with that sense of fear that they might be looking for ....

Procrastinator

Yeah, but they'd be reliable...

Perhaps with some linux, Boomer No. 1 (Chief's Boomer) might not have shot half of her face off in the first series.

Maybe Microsoft XP's the reason that 6 is still seeing Baltar back on Caprica - a major 'Bug' i'd say.

As for Baltar, what a strange little dude...could do with some XP or a bug of some sort...you'd think with all that foolin' around he'd have picked up something by now!

What you all think about his hareem on New Caprica in the last episode of the second series? Trés decadent.

CiDeRmAn

Well, death is too good for em, could be worse, they could have made them all Scientologists, can you imagine? All of these artificial people with almost endless resources taking positions secretly and then suddenly taking over everything you've ever known!

My gods, they're already here!