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This is a dumb test

  • 23-05-2006 7:36pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,687 ✭✭✭


    Please try the "Just how dumb are you?" test....

    Here is a very simple little test comprising of four questions to
    determine the level of your intellect. Your replies must be
    spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating or wasting time. And no
    cheating.

    Marks, set....GO!!!



    1: You are competing in a race, and overtake the runner lying in second
    place. In which position are you now?



    Scroll down.....











    Answer:

    If you answered that you're now coming first then you're completely wrong.

    You overtook the second runner and took their place, therefore you're
    coming second.
    For the next question try not to be so dim.







    2 : If you overtake the last runner, what position are you now in?


    scroll down.....













    Answer:

    If you answered second-last, once again you're completely wrong. Think
    about it...How can you over take the person coming
    last? If you're behind them then they can't be last. The answer is
    impossible!!

    It would appear that thinking is not one of your strong points. You
    would make a good weak link!!!

    Anyway, here's another to
    try, don't take any notes or use a calculator, and remember your replies

    must be instantaneous. Take heart!! (that was the
    dictionary's suggestion)






    3: Take 1000. Add 40. Add another 1000. Add 30. 1000 again. Plus 20.
    Plus 1000. And plus 10.

    What is the total ?



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    Answer:

    5000??? Wrong again!!!! The correct answer is 4100. Try again with a
    good calculator. Today is clearly not your day!!
    Although you should manage to get the last question right...








    4 : Marie's father has five daughters: 1. Chacha 2. Cheche 3. Chichi 4.
    Chocho 5. ????

    Question: What is the fifth daughter's name?



    Think quickly...you'll find the answer below...



    scroll down......













    Answer:

    Chuchu??? WRONG!!!!!

    It's obviously Marie!!! Read the question properly!!!!!
    You are clearly the weakest link.


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,151 ✭✭✭Thomas_S_Hunterson


    I got them all right, therefore am clearly not the weakest link


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,754 ✭✭✭ianmc38


    I got them all correct first time. The most ridiculous of all being number 3. What kind of idiot counts that as 5000 for gods sake.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,151 ✭✭✭Thomas_S_Hunterson


    ianmc38 wrote:
    I got them all correct first time. The most ridiculous of all being number 3. What kind of idiot counts that as 5000 for gods sake.
    When they are all in a vertical list, you can add them quickly one by one, and the mind somethimes adds the final figure and comes up with 5000


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 16,287 Mod ✭✭✭✭quickbeam


    Dun laoire wrote:

    2 : If you overtake the last runner, what position are you now in?


    scroll down.....


    Answer:

    If you answered second-last, once again you're completely wrong. Think
    about it...How can you over take the person coming
    last? If you're behind them then they can't be last. The answer is
    impossible!!

    I don't think this is an impossible question.

    The correct answer is that you're in first place. If you overtake the person coming last then you've obviously lapped them and therefore are in the lead!

    Or am I taking it waaaay too seriously :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 566 ✭✭✭TKK


    But you could be in any position and lap the last person.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 19 naydi


    oh god this is embarrassing buti cant get anything except 5000 for no. 3!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 200 ✭✭energy69


    use a calculator and you'll see the answer. its a mind trick when done in the head. majority of normal people that do it first time come up with 5000, no matter how many times they do it


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,611 ✭✭✭✭Sam Vimes


    naydi wrote:
    oh god this is embarrassing buti cant get anything except 5000 for no. 3!

    4090 + 10 = 4100

    not 5000. you're adding the 1 to the wrong column


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