Nikki

Huggles

Mother of God, day 3 and I cannot handle this girl.............'I need bottled water....waaaaa waaaa I actually think I am gonna die waaaa waaaa'

The crying seems so false and OTT!

First time in my BB career I switched over cause of a housemate. Grrr Nikki out!

michaela

i hate them, hate them both, i dont no who is worse, there both intolerable and if she doesnt shut the fuk up anytime soon am sure that lisa 1 will get as fed up as i am n clock er 1.
i was watchin shabazz last night live and good lord i wish he'd of gone through with his threats of leaving!!!
pete 2 win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pocari Sweat

Pete will win hands down, the rest are nutters.

Femelade

michaela wrote:

i hate them, hate them both, i dont no who is worse, there both intolerable and if she doesnt shut the fuk up anytime soon am sure that lisa 1 will get as fed up as i am n clock er 1.
i was watchin shabazz last night live and good lord i wish he'd of gone through with his threats of leaving!!!
pete 2 win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why can't you use the whole bloody keyboard.

i'd rather watch lisa and nikki for 24 hours straight , than to try and read another of your posts.

Huggles

Ok, Shabazz is a freak and then to cover his tracks when he pisses everyone off its down as a 'theatrical moment'

Pete and Richard are spot on! Pete for the win, Nikki, oh sweet jesus needs a slap!

Pocari Sweat

Get Shahbaz out.

Pete will win. 100 euro bet gets you 5,000 at Boyles. That will come down to 2 to 1 fair sharpish.

chump

Pocari Sweat wrote:

Get Shahbaz out.

Pete will win. 100 euro bet gets you 5,000 at Boyles. That will come down to 2 to 1 fair sharpish.

ye wah? Pete is 3/1 or less ... never mind 50/1

Baggly

pete wont win, i mean i think he is the best one, but the early favourites never win.

i have a feeling that whats her name....oregano will win

rsta

Nikki is hillarious! I have a migraine, I'm so dehydrated, I want bottled wahhhta, BB says to her: the water from the tap is filtered twice so it is quite safe to drink. then Nikki goes on and on more whining and requesting the bottled wahhhta.. BB says "Big brother has noted your request" and Nikki goes "fabulous" throwing her arms up..

I laughed so much at that!

Keep her in!

tinkerbell

OMFG, Nikki to die!!!! She is so bloody annoying, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!!! Herself now and Shabaz to be locked up together for the rest of the century! He's so whiney. Richard kicks ass

Stench Blossoms

Girl needs a slap.

"I actually feel like i'm going to die"

"I feel lightheaded, thats what i feel"

She's such a winge. Get her out.

fletch

rsta wrote:

BB says to her: the water from the tap is filtered twice so it is quite safe to drink.

Loved that moment too! She was tryna make out like the water was filthy dirty or something, egg on her face!

Baggly

tinkerbell wrote:

OMFG, Nikki to die!!!! She is so bloody annoying, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!!! Herself now and Shabaz to be locked up together for the rest of the century! He's so whiney. Richard kicks ass

richard......snake in the grass


.......not an insinuation

Huggles

Oh my god is this girl for real?

Did ya hear her bitching about poor dawn like she has leprosy? Fair enough the woman smells but she hasn't showered for 5 days now....All she has to do is take her aside and tell her she smells...but NOOOO she gets the whole house into the bathroom to discuss it............

"Its not me, smell my armpit, smell it, I smell like deodrant"

horrible little bitch with a princess complex

Pocari Sweat

She is scoffing away on a banana and says ... all the food's gone, theres not not a scrap in the whole house.

Huggles

Shes now bawling her head off in teh diary room about Pete being amazing (he is cool) and how he is AFFLICTED with tourettes.

Has she figured out that he is popular and probably a winner? Am I giving her too much credit.

head wrecker, head wrecker!

iFight

TheGooner wrote:

head wrecker, head wrecker!

Thought the exact same thing, she actually cried, admitting she was pathetic...She is so frickin annoying

BuffyBot

I thought it was so funny. God bless that girl, she makes a Birds Eye frozen pea look intelligent.

BrianD3

This Nikki housemate seems familar. I'm nearly sure that she has appeared on a couple of rubbish programmes on Sky 1. Ibiza Uncovered, The Villa, that sort of thing.

Anyone else notice this or have any info.

Huggles

Your right, don't know where I know her from but she does me nut in!

Pocari Sweat

Was she on Eastenders as whinging extra?

BrianD3

Now that I think of it I reckon she's definiteley been on Ibiza Uncovered and Blind Date. May have on other shows as well.

These shows were years ago but when a person is (or acts) as stupid and deranged as Nikki they're pretty memorable!

Huggles

Check this out....

Linky

(Still hate her)

Huggles

...And this

Linky

Pete Doherty!?

(Hate her more now!) LOL

Pocari Sweat

Wots all that about fat water?

RVD420

BrianD3 wrote:

This Nikki housemate seems familar. I'm nearly sure that she has appeared on a couple of rubbish programmes on Sky 1. Ibiza Uncovered, The Villa, that sort of thing.

Anyone else notice this or have any info.

One of the lads in work said exactly the same thing!

Huggles

Oh holy jesus she took the biscuit tonight.

I was palying with my 2 year old neice last weekend and she got overtired and she didn't react like Nikki is this evening...

Nikki is a spoilt little bitch and the sooner she is gone the better.

*SILENT SCREAM*

iFight

Anybody hear her yesterday. (Last words on tonight's highlights). She refered to Grace as George's 'Sloppy Seconds'---LMAO:D

Huggles

Hahaha Gareth in the office says that "I don't do sloppy seconds!"

iFight

TheGooner wrote:

Hahaha Gareth in the office says that "I don't do sloppy seconds!"

Who's that?

Huggles

Sorry, Gareth in the TV show The Office...says that!

iFight

TheGooner wrote:

Sorry, Gareth in the TV show The Office...says that!

O, no idea, never seen the Office. Did you see Nikki talking to Imogen aswell when everyone was in the pool?

Huggles

Oh my God she has gone off on one again, this time screaming crying about wanting to have fun! Please someone smother the stupid bitch :mad:

Huggles

oh sweet jesus

"booooooooo hoooooooooooo its so cold i think i have frost bite booooooooooo hoooooooooooo" How is the bloke doing the voice of BB keeping his head? I'd open the door and beat her to death.

After this episode I'd be surprised if she stays! What an arse. :mad:

Misty Moon

TheGooner wrote:

oh sweet jesus

"booooooooo hoooooooooooo its so cold i think i have frost bite booooooooooo hoooooooooooo" How is the bloke doing the voice of BB keeping his head? I'd open the door and beat her to death.

Can't be too difficult since he's in a completely different studio. The diary room voice comes from someone in/near the BBLB studio - Dermot did a feature on it one time. But agree, if there was someone on the other side of that wall it'd be tempting to knock it through!

xzanti

TheGooner wrote:

Check this out....

Linky

(Still hate her)

Yeah that makes a lot of sense... a lot of her mood swings seem to be centred around food and drink.. Did anyone see her when Glyn had to make her food last night.. She looked as though she was about to either burst into tears or just burst Glyn... Must be hard for her but she should have known what she was getting herself in for...

smemon

i originally liked her.... then got sick of her moaning, but i like again now.

she's a character, entertaining, nice to look at........ better than that mess that is sam.

sam does nothing, she's a 'yes' girl/man and isn't strong enough to take people on. nikki is a fireball who you don't want to mess with.

she's also pretty happy and energetic when she's on form - getting to laminate the sheets and read them out a perfect example. would kill her as a girlfriend though, wouldnt last a night.

Killaqueen!!!

I love Nikki! The way she talks and acts is hilarious! She's such an OTT drama queen and I love it! I hope she goes far in the BB house although I said that Pete will win from the start!

Favourite Nikki quotes...

"I've had no male attention, I feel SO unattractive" (You know the way she talks..always exaggerating!)

"I HATE THIS JOB!"

"The only person who fancies me here is Sam..the manlady"

Terry

loved the bit with her in the bath and sam in the shower. nikki trying to have a look at his schlong and making funny faces.

eirebhoy

Oh shít - I can absolutely guarantee you people are going to be fed up listening to Nikki with her fake temper tantrums within a week. Being kept in the house was the worst thing that could have happened now as she realised people like to see her going off on one for nothing.

Bamboozled

Well she's all over the new housemate and the spoiled brat side of her is coming out... its like a mother and daughter thing with them.

She also gets plenty of opportunity to boast as Suz goees on about her lifestyle and Nikki is trying soooo much to impress her.

Strokesfan

I like Nikki's neuroticism - she's like an extreme version of alot of girls! believe the anorexic thing cos she has a lot of fixations relating to food and hygiene! I'm laughing my arse off at her - it'l be so boring when there's only Mikey, Glyn and Susie left....

rsta

Strokesfan wrote:

it'l be so boring when there's only Mikey, Glyn and Susie left....

When? No way!! Say if please! Oh it would be dire if it was down to that trio... What a yawn!

Nikki is so funny, I love her, I could watch her all day, her facial expressions are classic..

The Song Thrush

She's a pain in the hole. Whenever she's not whinging about something pathetic, she sits there with a face like a slapped arse.

Terry

yes, but it's the way she whinges and the gormless look on her face that makes her funny.
the enunciation of every word when she whines is funny as ****.