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Agent Smiths Wrist

  • 18-05-2006 8:28pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,024 ✭✭✭


    Well we set our scene in the pav, where all the best things in Trinity happen during Trinity term. It was a day last week, a nice day, a sunny day, oh wait it was night. And there were balloons, lots of balloons, i'm guessing about 30 tied together in a huge bundle and there was a group of people playing iwth these balloons. There was jumping and drinking, and yelling a laughing and punching of the balloons with fists, later on a mad boy would jump on these balloons a burst them. And when it came time to leave, i had to grab my bag from one of the smaller groups, who were chatting. Chatting about the future of TFM, of how Irish is an interesting concept and what they were going to do in the Su next year. Now being a clutz i managed to stand on Agent Smiths wrist. Apperently its now sprained.


    Just though i'd let you all know. I was quite surprised when i found out.


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    Not the wirst!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,314 ✭✭✭Nietzschean


    can't he use the other arm?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,523 ✭✭✭ApeXaviour


    can't he use the other arm?
    lmao!

    Damn you bloody arts students and your playtime before exams. I haven't seen sunlight in weeks!!!! (and I'm still going to do shit! I DONT KNOW WHATS GOING T.F. ON IN MY COURSE ITS A LOAD OF BOLOX)

    AARAHGHGHGHG!!!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,024 ✭✭✭Awayindahils


    ApeXaviour wrote:
    Damn you bloody arts students and your playtime before exams. I haven't seen sunlight in weeks!!!! (and I'm still going to do shit! I DONT KNOW WHATS GOING T.F. ON IN MY COURSE ITS A LOAD OF BOLOX)

    AARAHGHGHGHG!!!!!!


    huh i'm not an Arts student, wait wait BESS ain't much better.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,234 ✭✭✭Edwardius


    ApeXaviour wrote:
    lmao!

    Damn you bloody arts students and your playtime before exams. I haven't seen sunlight in weeks!!!! (and I'm still going to do shit! I DONT KNOW WHATS GOING T.F. ON IN MY COURSE ITS A LOAD OF BOLOX)

    AARAHGHGHGHG!!!!!!
    You'll probably have more fun taking the demons for a walk after all the stress and when it's over. I'm planning on pushing the boundaries of human survival. again.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,135 ✭✭✭✭John


    Dead Ed wrote:
    You'll probably have more fun taking the demons for a walk after all the stress and when it's over. I'm planning on pushing the boundaries of human survival. again.

    Can I observe this time?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭DrIndy


    AS is very silent. must be hard to type with one finger instead of two.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,314 ✭✭✭Nietzschean


    huh i'm not an Arts student, wait wait BESS ain't much better.
    BESS people are arts students.......least i thought they were....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,579 ✭✭✭Pet


    AS is very silent. must be hard to type with one finger instead of two.

    Don't you mean one fist instead of two? You've seen his posts, right?
    I'm planning on pushing the boundaries of human survival. again.

    Oh me too. This time I'll have FIVE pints!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,314 ✭✭✭Nietzschean


    DrIndy wrote:
    AS is very silent. must be hard to type with one finger instead of two.
    It might be the fact he's banned....or using his other hand so much today means he's sprained both wrists?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,024 ✭✭✭Awayindahils


    It might be the fact he's banned....or using his other hand so much today means he's sprained both wrists?


    easy pickings. but lol non the less.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,297 ✭✭✭Ron DMC


    There was jumping and drinking, and yelling a laughing and punching of the balloons with fists, later on a mad boy would jump on these balloons a burst them.
    Oh, so I'm mad now apparently
    Chatting about the future of TFM, of how Irish is an interesting concept and what they were going to do in the Su next year.
    Who said that?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,024 ✭✭✭Awayindahils


    Oh, so I'm mad now apparently

    oh no you were always mad, its nothing new
    Who said that?

    more a general summary than factually accurate, so it may not have actually been said by anybody. poetic licence if you will.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,198 ✭✭✭✭Crash


    Its not sprained. he was using it the next day to try and touch that nurse ruth's leg, and getting scared looks from her.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,024 ✭✭✭Awayindahils


    &#231 wrote: »
    Its not sprained. he was using it the next day to try and touch that nurse ruth's leg, and getting scared looks from her.


    according to him this evening it is. Ah i remember being told about her, yay ball returning.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,945 ✭✭✭cuckoo


    Chatting about the future of TFM, of how Irish is an interesting concept and what they were going to do in the Su next year.

    Hacks! Hacks!

    *points finger*

    They flew to the Pav on broomsticks, and talk of having wands!

    Burn the hacks!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,135 ✭✭✭✭John


    cuckoo wrote:
    Hacks! Hacks!

    *points finger*

    They flew to the Pav on broomsticks, and talk of having wands!

    Burn the hacks!

    lol!

    So if she weighs the same as a duck... she's a witch?

    Burn her!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,764 ✭✭✭shay_562


    "And what do we burn aside from witches?"
    "MORE WITCHES!"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,198 ✭✭✭✭Crash


    My grandfather used still refer to pieces of wood for burning as faggots. I found it so hard to keep a straight face any time he said it - was like a crashing train in my mind :)

    almost as bad as (was it Mary O'Rourke?) "sure, they worked like blacks!"


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