toilet poem

The_Magoo

Toliet poem

Before your arse,
Hits the bowl,
Please look round,
For toilet roll,

If its too late,
And the deed is done,
Then use your hand,
To wipe your bum,

If you block
the bog up fast
the plumbers gonna
screw your ass,

but if your in need
theres nothing as sweet
as a fresh and dry,
cold toilet seat.

MM

petes

Lovely.

Plug

She,s a goodin:D

TomTom

Here I sit broken hearted,
tried to **** but only farted,
farted so hard it cracked the bowl,
and burnt the hairs around my hole.


Rough but funny imo

jobonar

TomTom wrote:

Here I sit broken hearted,
tried to **** but only farted,
farted so hard it cracked the bowl,
and burnt the hairs around my hole.

Brilliant

crosstownk

Haha - good ones:D

Somnus

TomTom wrote:

Here I sit broken hearted,
tried to **** but only farted,
farted so hard it cracked the bowl,
and burnt the hairs around my hole.

I remeber that old one

Capt'n Midnight

The night was dark and eeire, the toilet light was dim,
I heard a CRASH , and then a Splash !
Good grief , he's fallen in . . .

Benny-c

Here I sit in mortal Vapour
Waiting for the Toilet Paper
How much longer must I linger
Before i'm tempted to use my finger!!