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Insults!

  • 11-05-2006 7:46pm
    #1
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,754 ✭✭✭✭


    What's the best ever insult or put down you've ever

    1) heard (and I mean ACTUALLY heard)

    and

    2) Seen posted on boards....?

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



Comments

  • #2
    curliq
    Closed Accounts Posts: 310 ✭✭curliq


    'ikky poo'


  • #3
    Kinetic^
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,249 ✭✭✭✭Kinetic^


    I read this thread last night and that it was quite funny
    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=199115


  • #4
    Femelade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,820 ✭✭✭Femelade


    i found these insults quite funny.


  • #5
    Scraggs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,578 ✭✭✭Scraggs


    Ionapaul said way back that I

    ''have the personality of a Tasmanian Devil and the class of Jordan''


    which I thought was quite a good one


  • #6
    OMcGovern
    Closed Accounts Posts: 503 ✭✭✭OMcGovern


    Can't remember where I heard this one... but have used it myself :D


    "Okay..... let's end this argument now, or.... as the midwife told your mother..... this is going to get ugly"


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  • #7
    6th
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,247 ✭✭✭✭6th


    piss spinster


  • #8
    mawk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,738 ✭✭✭mawk


    i told a buddy of mine he was the reason condoms were invented.


  • #9
    Karl Hungus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 29,130 ✭✭✭✭Karl Hungus


    OMcGovern wrote:
    Can't remember where I heard this one... but have used it myself :D


    "Okay..... let's end this argument now, or.... as the midwife told your mother..... this is going to get ugly"

    Excellent. Made me laugh quite a bit.


  • #10
    rainbow kirby
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,928 ✭✭✭✭rainbow kirby


    "You're a waste of a Kleenex"


  • #11
    conky_05
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 272 ✭✭conky_05


    'spotty little oink'

    not a nice one to say to anyone with acne !


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  • #12
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    The best part of you was your afterbirth.


  • #13
    Archeron
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,414 ✭✭✭Archeron


    Spunk Farmer.


  • #14
    Katykaboom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 270 ✭✭Katykaboom


    When I first met you I thought your Ma and Da must have been brother and sister... cause you're such an ugly c*nt.

    Harsh .


  • #15
    sinjin_smythe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 995 ✭✭✭sinjin_smythe


    "Your so thick you couldnt find a hole in a Bangkok brothel",

    i liked that one when i heard that


  • #16
    Debbio69
    Closed Accounts Posts: 111 ✭✭Debbio69


    guy about girl: I would even ride her into battle


  • #17
    Sam Vimes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,611 ✭✭✭✭Sam Vimes


    you're about as useful as a one legged man at an arse kicking contest

    - edmund blackadder (i think)


  • #18
    tbh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,914 ✭✭✭✭tbh


    Posting in another thread, I said something like "if that makes me a hippy, so be it". Ferdi said "You're not a hippy. I like hippies".

    broke up lauging when I read that, I'm gonna steal it and use it when I can!! :D


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