Custard Fight

MrTimewalk

My Two newphews (12 and 8) have a cool two storey wooden castle/tree house in their garden. It's become a tradition each year for myself and various others to lay siege to it at the start of summer with water bombs, water pistols and so on. Each year the weapons have become more sophisticated, water bombs and flour bombs, ballons filled with custard, bags of porridge, plastic spears + swords etc.

I was wondering if anyone out there has any ideas for the event. Bear in mind this is all fun, so no maiming

iFight

Where do you come up withe idea to throw bags of porridge at them???:D

Cant think of anything worse than that at the minute..Good luck with it

Tusky

Wear old white clothes and throw (mushy) strawberrys or tomatoes at each other. Great fun

Kiera

Bags of tuna.

iFight

Tusky wrote:

Wear old white clothes and throw (mushy) strawberrys or tomatoes at each other. Great fun

lol.....Good one

CoolGuy2006

Kiera wrote:

Bags of tuna.

I was gonna say it couldnt get much worse then porridge too but TUNA, F*ck Yeah.

Leave it out in the sun for a bit, warm smelly tuna. Also eggs, boiled for a couple of minutes so they are still nice and runny.

Sour milk and cream bombs too, maybe add some vinegar.

Dont forget your condiments, tomato+ Brown sauce. Olive Oil.

try different combos, baked beans and milk

carbonkid

Ballons filled with garbage water...your goin to get your sour milk, rotten eggs n everything in there ^_^

Pompey Magnus

Go for a chainsaw, nothing beats a good Husqvarna.

LegacyUser

Purchase the cheapest, mosy sugar ridden red lemonade possible, like €1 for three litres variety, and also leave a 2 litre bottle of milk in the sun for a couple of days.

A compound of the two liquids is one of the most vile concoctions ever made, sticky and sour - rank!

MrTimewalk

Some nasty ideas there alright, that said I want to be welcome in their house again!

The Porridge went down a storm alright (for the attackers at any rate). Was thinking of some sort of nets to entangle them but not sure what to use

Have in mind to build a Trebuchet to avoid return fire, but scale and transport would be a problem.

Diarmsquid

Bolognaise bombs or... hot candle wax!
And of course you could use paint.

Lex_Diamonds

Raise the stakes,

Dog crap.

melekalikimaka

mix petrol and orange juice in a pan, heat it until the liquid becomes thick and sticky, instant napalm, burn the mo fos outta the house then have two camo soldiers hidden near the exit with macetes to finish them off....or you could always go for the cola/red lemonade route, sticky any annoying, your choice

Hagar

Kiera wrote:

Bags of tuna.

Tins of tuna.;)

Dave!

lol, sounds like fun

Niall123

Rocks (in your socks after they cop on).

Mossy Monk

MrTimewalk wrote:

My Two newphews (12 and 8) have a cool two storey wooden castle/tree house in their garden. It's become a tradition each year for myself and various others to lay siege to it at the start of summer with water bombs, water pistols and so on. Each year the weapons have become more sophisticated, water bombs and flour bombs, ballons filled with custard, bags of porridge, plastic spears + swords etc.

I was wondering if anyone out there has any ideas for the event. Bear in mind this is all fun, so no maiming

we used to do that with cooking apples except there wasnt a tree house
oh well

Redrocket

we were too poor to throw food at each other,
we had to use stones

Hail 2 Da Chimp

stevenk wrote:

we were too poor to throw food at each other,
we had to use stones

Haha clasic!!!

Heres a good idea, half fill water balloons and then fill em up with shaving foam! Makes a big mess but it aint too nasty!

Gator

Anthrax.....you will defo win

MrTimewalk

Shaving foam and water eh? Nice one, sounds brillant, will conduct some tests at home on it (or indeed on friends or passers by)