Handy tip

MooseJam

Ever step in a mushy doggie poop and spend ages trying to scrape it/ wipe it off. Well next time you are unfortunate enough to do so just tie the shoe in a plastic bag and place in the freezer for a couple of hours, when done one firm bang on the ground will remove in one go.

hullaballoo

Don't eat yellow snow.

petes

MooseJam wrote:

Ever step in a mushy doggie poop and spend ages trying to scrape it/ wipe it off. Well next time you are unfortunate enough to do so just tie the shoe in a plastic bag and place in the freezer for a couple of hours, when done one firm bang on the ground will remove in one go.

Do you carry a freezer around with you?

Karoma

petes wrote:

Do you carry a freezer around with you?

You don't?!

Archeron

petes wrote:

Do you carry a freezer around with you?

I do. Another handy tip. put your freezer onto 4 old roller skates and tie a rope around it. It makes it much easier to drag around, and makes a great talking piece when you get stopped by people walking their dogs.

petes

Karoma wrote:

You don't?!

Not on Fridays.

MooseJam

most homes these days have freezers dude

FX Meister

Good idea. The last time this happened to me the shoe stayed outside in the rain for about a month and then I just threw the pair in the washing machine.
What a stupid question Petes, you should know that nobody caries a freezer around with them. You have to wait till you get home and use the freezer there. But that may be a bit complicated for the likes of you.

Karoma

petes wrote:

Not on Fridays.

There's a tip in itself. 'Nekkid Friday' + freezer carrying = recipe of disaster.

petes

FX Meister wrote:

Good idea. The last time this happened to me the shoe stayed outside in the rain for about a month and then I just threw the pair in the washing machine.
What a stupid question Petes, you should know that nobody caries a freezer around with them. You have to wait till you get home and use the freezer there. But that may be a bit complicated for the likes of you.

So FX Meister you walk around smelling of dog ****e until you get home then?

peckerhead

Does this work as an alternative to wiping one's own orse? (ooh.... cold cheeks!)

The Yipper

Obviously not everyone has the facility to drag around a Fridge freezer with them.
There are four solutions to this dilema.

1. Having stepped in the sh!t, simply hack your foot off with the axe in your back pocket,
2. Throw the shoe away, in fact throw them both away and become a hippy.
3. Tough sh!t....live with your mistake and watch where you're going in future.
4. Drive everywhere.

CAll me ignorant....but there's a solution in there for everyone!

CoolGuy2006

the next time you walk in dog ****, just say to yourself, "few, that could have been a landmine"

Dun laoire

Never stand up in a canoe!

I don't know if it's just me but there is no way i'd ever put a shoe full of sh1t in my freezer, bag or no bag it aint goin in. What would the missus say for christ sake.

CoolGuy2006

what if there are lesbian mermaids in the water?

FX Meister

petes wrote:

So FX Meister you walk around smelling of dog ****e until you get home then?

Yeah pretty much, I'm hardly going to scrape every last bit off with my fingers.

monkeyfudge

You could pop into your local 24 hour Tesco and stash it in the frozen foods section and wait for the magic to happen.

skywalker

The idea of putting dog**** in with food seems perfectly rational & healthy to me.

Somnus

CoolGuy2006 wrote:

the next time you walk in dog ****, just say to yourself, "few, that could have been a landmine"

lol

And i wouldnt fancy putting a shoe with dog **** into my freezer even if it is in a bag.

weemcd

Archeron wrote:

I do. Another handy tip. put your freezer onto 4 old roller skates and tie a rope around it. It makes it much easier to drag around, and makes a great talking piece when you get stopped by people walking their dogs.

:D that's one of my favourite posts this week.

johnnyrotten

MooseJam wrote:

most homes these days have freezers dude

DUDE?

Dave!

/dudette

0utshined

duder?

Tar.Aldarion

Doodoo or doodee? Whats the difference?

0utshined

Doo doo is pooh.

Dude\dudette are what you call someone (male\female) who's cool.

Duder is the same but gender neutral.

Doodee is a boards.ie member. Nice guy from what I hear.

That's the difference I think, unless I'm no longer down with "it" which is quite likely.

Tar.Aldarion

0utshined wrote:

Doo doo is pooh.

Dude\dudette are what you call someone (male\female) who's cool.

Duder is the same but gender neutral.

Doodee is a boards.ie member. Nice guy from what I hear.

That's the difference I think, unless I'm no longer down with "it" which is quite likely.

I was making a joke that Doodee is meant to see, good work on knowing that he is a member.
A+ ... but for not getting the joke, I'll dock you. :P

0utshined

Yeah I thought that at first but you're a crafty one Tar so I figured I should do a ninja edit on my post before submission to add the Dude\Dudette\Duder stuff.

But please, dock me anyway. I'm in that kind of mood this evening.

delly

To the cuckoo's nest with you, fly my beauty, fly......

Tar.Aldarion

delly wrote:

To the cuckoo's nest with you, fly my beauty, fly......

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/4/41/Monkeys.jpg/250px-Monkeys.jpg

Continue the research.

0utshined

But what about the scarecrow?

Cake Fiend

Doodee is someone upon which someone has doodoo'd (Who in turn is the dooder)