If Jesus were alive today...

Ruu_Old

In human form like What kind of a job would he have? Would he be look upon like a crazy thinker like Osama Bin Laden? Would he be one of those religious nuts trying to make you believe what they do, knocking on your door with leaflets? Come one people, where are my answers!

blu_sonic

he'd be very cross?

Ruu_Old

Oh you deserve a beating for that!

blu_sonic

It was good though wasn't it lol. I bet we'd think "he" was a looney, thats if "he" every was alive anyway

Banphrionsa

These comments? A real crown of thorns.:p

blu_sonic

maybe he'd get his oul fella to smite us?

Banphrionsa

Maybe turn you into a block of salt and then stick you in a pasture of cows?

Ag marbh

If jesus comes back i'll kill him again

Raphael

"If the real Jesus Christ were to stand up today
He'd be gunned down cold by the CIA"

Tbh I'd say if Jesus were alive today he'd just be pissed about what was being done in his name

Ag marbh

Raphael wrote:

"If the real Jesus Christ were to stand up today
He'd be gunned down cold by the CIA"

Funny because its so true...

petes

A carpenter!

Sgt. Politeness

I think hed probably end up killing himself after seeing what a sick and debased society he sacrificed himself to save

takola

Ah now, sure we know he wouldnt have a chance to kill himself!!! We'd do it for him in the most drawn out and painful way as possible.. Sure we're no bloody different now than we were 2000 years ago.

Pighead

If Jesus were alive today Pighead would demand that Thaedydal Kaptain Redeye stevenmu Talliesin gandalk Puck BrianCalgary Yoda and The Atheist all step down from their positions as Religion/Spirituality Moderators and thus let the bearded one be the one true Moderator.

WhiteWashMan

assuming he has a beard.

i mean, razors have been invented in the intervening years.

he may even be a snappy dresser, perhaps a sharp boss suit or something?

MrJoeSoap

He'd probably have some ****ty magic show on E4, where he'd create more enemies than friends.

I think David Blaine is the modern Jesus.

DOLEMAN

Would he be living in Israel or Palestine...?

impr0v

He'd play as an attacking midfielder for Roma.

bangbang

thought id register just to show you what jesus would actually do.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhakodKgiDI&search=big%20train

Ruu_Old

Ag marbh wrote:

If jesus comes back i'll kill him again

Please kill all who made terrible jokes in this thread, starting with blu_sonic and Banphrionsa also

Karoma

Either way, I would give him a big hug.

ferdi

MrJoeSoap wrote:

He'd probably have some ****ty magic show on E4

Roffle

me and the biz

Jesus is in fact alive and well, working as a web designer in Las Vegas. His links with the music industry have allowed him to become a notorious bootlegger over the last few years.

He also has romantic connections with a Canadian.

DOLEMAN

me and the biz wrote:

Jesus is in fact alive and well, working as a web designer in Las Vegas.

WRONG. He was fired for fap fap faping in work to the pic of that 104 year old Malaysian woman...

FillSpectre

As still can't quite figure out why Lucifer is the bad guy and what Cain did to have God refuse his offerings.

If Lucifer didn't rain in hell who would is this not God's will

RoundyMooney

Pighead that is called Pighead wrote:

let the bearded one be the one true Moderator

Sarky?

Ruu_Old

He would be probably promoting the dolls, like the ones of him here and have a then sign a multi billion dollar deal with Mattell

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

http://www.pharmacratic-inquisition.com/nontesters/pharmacratic/Allegro/Allegro-SundayMirror.htm

he never left

Squaddy

impr0v wrote:

He'd play as an attacking midfielder for Roma.

Lol, Roma needs good players!



I'd say he would make us more aware of poverty and global warming, and also fight against Bush. ( ****not trying to flame**** everyone has their opinions)