James Bond and STDs

swingking

With all the women James Bond 007 has slept with, you would wonder why he hasn't got an STD

And how many children has he fathered

Does he use protection:eek:

joe_chicken

Just like superman can fly... Immunity to all STDs is James Bonds superpower

And as for the children thing.... have you ever seen xXx or The Saint or Austen Powers... the list goes on

Tobias Greeshman

Me thinks someone has too much time on their hands. ftw

ArphaRima

James Bond was a dirty sailor who beat women and shagged prostitutes bareback all the time. A male icon nonetheless.

Spalk0

James Bond doesnt do Std's

Recent Medical research has shown subliminal warnings in the word 'Bond' simply scares away any potential Std infection.

- I could be wrong, but considering some people think the world is flat and is casrried on the back of four elephants i think my explanation is quite plausible:D

Robbo

Surely Q has some form of gadget pen that he points at his johnson after the deed, presses the button and *bang* all cases of knobrot are eraticated. As for bastard children, I'd say all that time spent defusing nuclear bombs and the like has left him firing blanks.

Tha Gopher

Bond typically has three birds per film. He has one at the start, usually there to help him relax after he has escaped by the skin of his teeth after blowing up some chemical weapon acillity in the Arctic. We never see her again. Then he rides the bad girl halfway through the film. She usually ends up dead. Finally, theres the good girl.

So in 20 odd adventures he has had roughly 60 birds.

Good, but hes hardly Ron Jeremy is he.





Mind you, re the whole kids/clap thing, little in the world of Bond makes sense. He likes to kick off half his adventures by, as said before, slaughtring a few dozen Russian soldiers at some secret base before blowing the place up. These incidents never seem to kick off WW III. In fact, theyre usually just an appetiser- most of his beginning-of-film massacres turn out to be completely unrelated to the main plot as the film goes on.
Indeed, in one film the Russians give the fcuker the Order of Lenin medal or something for bravery

vector

007 has a natural immunity to most diseases, that is why he was recruited to MI5.

He is not immune from AIDS though, and that is why 007 is a revolving position (sean connery > roger moore etc), as one agent retires to hospital another takes over