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For Sale - Used TITAN 1 Missile Base

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  • #2
    Roen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,620 ✭✭✭Roen


    Ehhh, I'll take two.


  • #3
    mukki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,669 ✭✭✭mukki


    nice spaceious dining room

    http://i4.ebayimg.com/02/i/06/d6/63/28_1.JPG


  • #4
    KTRIC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,348 ✭✭✭KTRIC


    I'm going to bid :D

    You won't get a house in Dublin for that money.


  • #5
    Pompey Magnus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,406 ✭✭✭Pompey Magnus


    Are the missiles included?


  • #6
    Mr_Roger_Bongos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,470 ✭✭✭Mr_Roger_Bongos


    The Speel Chcek Communists will be making a bid. We need a fortified underground bunker to protect us from those Nazi Spell Czechs!]

    AND THINK OF ALL THE ENTERTAINING YOU COULD DO!


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  • #7
    Sparky
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,227 ✭✭✭✭Sparky


    Mr_Roger_Bongos wrote:
    The Speel Chcek Communists will be making a bid. We need a fortified underground bunker to protect us from those Nazi Spell Czechs!]

    AND THINK OF ALL THE ENTERTAINING YOU COULD DO!

    Ah, the things you don't know yet.


  • #8
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,113 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Mr_Roger_Bongos wrote:
    The Speel Chcek Communists will be making a bid. We need a fortified underground bunker to protect us from those Nazi Spell Czechs!]

    AND THINK OF ALL THE ENTERTAINING YOU COULD DO!
    Communists?
    That is an affront to our Nazi regime.

    http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=spell
    http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=check


  • #9
    melekalikimaka
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 10,686 Mod ✭✭✭✭melekalikimaka


    K-TRIC wrote:
    I'm going to bid :D

    You won't get a house in Dublin for that money.

    thats all i was thinking as i read bout it :p

    lets hope no one sends this link to castro or bin laden


  • #10
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,113 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    If I won the lotto I would buy that!
    Maybe if every boardser threw in a hundred quid...
    :D


  • #11
    Dooom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,808 ✭✭✭Dooom


    This'd work perfectly for the Raiserite cause...

    /checks wallet


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  • #12
    _Kaiser_
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,213 ✭✭✭✭_Kaiser_


    From the Questions section:

    Q: Could I survive a nuclear attack in there?
    A: Probably - Unless you were the target.

    :D


  • #13
    Dooom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,808 ✭✭✭Dooom


    Bah! It doesn't even come with one ICBM. I'm sure you could purchase them as extras though.

    I've always wanted my own underground base though, so if anyone's feeling generous...
    Although think of the conversation with the bank manager:

    Buyer: "Yes, I'm looking to take out a mortgage please."
    BM: "Well your credit history is all in order. How much and what for?"
    Buyer: "Well, I need five hundred thousand euro to buy an Inter-Continental Ballistic Missile base."
    BM: "Um...sorry?"

    Or failing that, with the insurance company:

    Buyer: "Hi, I'm looking to take out some home insurance?"
    Insurance agent: "Ok, could you give me some details on your home?"
    Buyer: "Sure, it's a 57-acre, 95% subterranean Inter-Continental Ballistic Missile base."
    Insurance Agent: "Er...is there a high fire risk?"


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