How much would you prostitute yourself for?

jimmycrackcorm

Do you have a price?
Imagine being offered a night of passion with the most repulsive person you can imagine; or dare I say it, with someone instead with whom the idea is simply repulsive such as ... your mother. What price can you be bought for?

Would a thousand euro do?

county

a 1000 euro to have sex with your mother,ok you twisted my arm;)

joseywhales

Short answer yes.
Long answer yes please...

joseywhales

Mind you I wouldn't have sex with your mother for any money

jimmycrackcorm

/patiently awaits the Leitrim boardsters posting that they'll do sheep for free.

fightin irish

well i'd have to see ''your mother'' first before i could decide.:D

kaimera

Will there be cake?

Sparky

Times must be bad when the thought of this comes into somebodys head.
Your mother?

joseywhales

fightin irish wrote:

well i'd have to see ''your mother'' first before i could decide.:D

Dammit even the fat ones need lovin

joseywhales

cup_on_the_floo wrote:

Full bodied text

You seem queer.

joseywhales

Ahem, Please I've been xcut before

billy the squid

Right now, a Munster V Leinster ticket and I'm all yours

Karl Hungus

I find this question derisive when I can get €1000 per customer anyway, and they don't have to be repulsive. Many are quite attractive.

dbnavan

jimmycrackcorm wrote:

Do you have a price?
Imagine being offered a night of passion with the most repulsive person you can imagine; or dare I say it, with someone instead with whom the idea is simply repulsive such as ... your mother. What price can you be bought for?

Would a thousand euro do?

Am I i the only person that read this as your mother meaning your own mother, in which case i'd rather die pennyless, no offence mam but thats just wrong!

Wibbs

jimmycrackcorm wrote:

/patiently awaits the Leitrim boardsters posting that they'll do sheep for free.

Muhahahahhahah

Cake Fiend

Karl Hungus wrote:

I find this question derisive when I can get €1000 per customer anyway, and they don't have to be repulsive. Many are quite attractive.

Pity you can't say the same for your female customers...




Zing!

panda100

billy the squid wrote:

Right now, a Munster V Leinster ticket and I'm all yours

Ive got one,Ivegot one....yipee!!Not sellling it for love nor money though...want to be there to see the look on BOD's face when Munster run a merry little dance around Leinster.

Would never,ever sleep with someome for money if I found them to be really really repulsive.....I couldnt bring myslef to do that

takethebiscuit

my mother tells me she's a virgin, so she wouldn't be any good

Riamfada

If she was really hot Id do it for free

panda100

Grimes wrote:

If she was really hot Id do it for free

no wonder you were exiled form the UCD boards:D

Riamfada

What?? We're all thinking it! Even you Pandi!

mang87

fiver

gerTheGreat

jimmycrackcorm wrote:

Do you have a price?
Imagine being offered a night of passion with the most repulsive person you can imagine; or dare I say it, with someone instead with whom the idea is simply repulsive such as ... your mother. What price can you be bought for?

Would a thousand euro do?

I'm just wondering why are you asking this. Are you plannig to open up a little practice? tut tut.:p

mang87

I said a fiver!

Any takers?!

takethebiscuit

Grimes wrote:

If she was really hot Id do it for free

I suppose she's ok for 78