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If your ever bored in Tesco!

  • 20-04-2006 8:33pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 305 ✭✭


    01 . Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's trolleys
    when they aren't looking.

    02. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute
    intervals

    03. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the ladies
    toilet.

    04. Walk up to an employee and tell him?her in an official tone:
    Code 3 in Housewares... and see what happens.

    05. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on credit.

    06. Move a 'CAUTION -WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

    07. Set-up a tent in the Camping Department and tell other shoppers you
    are sleeping over and invite them in if they bring pillows from the
    bedding Department.

    08. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask:
    "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

    09. Look right into the security
    camera, use it as a mirror and pick
    your nose.

    10. While handling large knives in the Kitchen Dept, ask the clerk if he
    knows where the anti-depressants are located.

    11. Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the theme
    from Mission Impossible.

    12. Hide in a clothing rack . . . and when people browse
    through,
    say: "PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!"

    13. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, hit the floor and
    assume the foetal position and scream "NO! ........It's those voices
    again!!!"

    And last but not least:

    14. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while... then yell
    loudly: "There's no toilet paper in here."


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,344 ✭✭✭RobertFoster


    I read it a few years ago for Wal*Mart instead of Tesco. Still funny though :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,658 ✭✭✭PowerHouseDan


    Very good i like it


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,584 ✭✭✭Diarmsquid


    eirebhoys wrote:
    01 . Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's trolleys
    when they aren't looking.
    You don't know how badly I wanna do that. :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,800 ✭✭✭county


    very good:)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 208 ✭✭Gray


    [QUOTE=08. When a clerk asks if they can help you,."[/QUOTE]

    Now that is a joke:)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,274 ✭✭✭de5p0i1er


    LOL. Love it, gotta try some of those some day. :D:D:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,561 ✭✭✭Rhyme


    Old but still funny, id lvoe to try the "Pick ME, Pick MEE!" one.

    Walked into Lidl a week back, they had the condoms stacked beside the hot sauce... *ahem*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 871 ✭✭✭gerTheGreat


    Classic. I know what I'm doing this weekend:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 855 ✭✭✭422nd


    What a funny start to the morning! I live near 2 Tescos.....need I say more!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,305 ✭✭✭jobonar


    eirebhoys wrote:
    01 . Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's trolleys
    when they aren't looking.

    brilliant!!
    really wanna do this! the look on peoples faces as thy reach the check out would be only priceless!! :D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,991 ✭✭✭✭Mimikyu


    This post has been deleted.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,611 ✭✭✭✭Sam Vimes


    This post has been deleted.


    like saying "don't worry they open again". i think i saw it on www.shanemcdonald.com in the humour section


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 90 ✭✭yeroulfella


    they were the best one's in a while. they have to be in the top 3 of things to do lists


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 735 ✭✭✭BlueSpiral


    This post has been deleted.
    LMAO! that's the best one

    "poke someone when there are only two of you in the lift, claim it wasn't you"

    "wait til someone gets on, then press all the buttons"

    "when the lift is pretty full, start screaming "the voices, the voices they're back!!!".:pEdit: found it!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 305 ✭✭TwistsAndTurns


    BlueSpiral wrote:
    LMAO! that's the best one

    "poke someone when there are only two of you in the lift, claim it wasn't you"

    "wait til someone gets on, then press all the buttons"

    "when the lift is pretty full, start screaming "the voices, the voices they're back!!!".:pEdit: found it!

    I must say, your in my void.. :D:D:D :cool:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 735 ✭✭✭BlueSpiral


    Sorry, but just had to add that link. :D


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