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A world of botoxed women

  • 18-04-2006 11:28pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 84 ✭✭


    Someone told me that those flaky women who get botox regularly are building up antibodies to botulism.....so if there is a terrorist attack involving botulism, they'll be the only ones to survive. A post-apocalyptic world of blondes with plastic knockers? What would Mad Max say?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 28,128 ✭✭✭✭Mossy Monk


    Cliff Richard gets botox aswell so at least those ladies will be entertained


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,113 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    A...Utopia...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 66 ✭✭HemmingSay


    I'm just here for the gasoline.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,113 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Nah, he would just say he was there to pump, covers all activities he would be doing. :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 794 ✭✭✭ChityWest


    HemmingSay wrote:
    I'm just here for the gasoline.

    For Cliff Richard I think he would throw a hacksaw at his feet then say something about 'high-tensile steel in those hanhdcaffs'.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    EEuughhhhh, Joan Rivers.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 84 ✭✭takethebiscuit


    Mossy Monk wrote:
    Cliff Richard gets botox aswell so at least those ladies will be entertained

    Isn't he an asexualist, so you mean he could entertain them with his top-notch musicality


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,915 ✭✭✭Siogfinsceal


    excellent - another reason to consider botox ;-)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 84 ✭✭takethebiscuit


    So, after the big attack, there'd be Cliff Richard, William Shatner, Cher, Joan Rivers, that Jocelyn Wildenstein cat woman person, Bill Clinton (he'd survive anything) and 100,000 Stepford Wives.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    HemmingSay wrote:
    I'm just here for the gasoline.
    i saw a rig two days back that could haul that tanker.


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