A world of botoxed women

takethebiscuit

Someone told me that those flaky women who get botox regularly are building up antibodies to botulism.....so if there is a terrorist attack involving botulism, they'll be the only ones to survive. A post-apocalyptic world of blondes with plastic knockers? What would Mad Max say?

Mossy Monk

Cliff Richard gets botox aswell so at least those ladies will be entertained

Tar.Aldarion

A...Utopia...

HemmingSay

I'm just here for the gasoline.

Tar.Aldarion

Nah, he would just say he was there to pump, covers all activities he would be doing.

ChityWest

HemmingSay wrote:

I'm just here for the gasoline.

For Cliff Richard I think he would throw a hacksaw at his feet then say something about 'high-tensile steel in those hanhdcaffs'.

Ruu_Old

EEuughhhhh, Joan Rivers.

takethebiscuit

Mossy Monk wrote:

Cliff Richard gets botox aswell so at least those ladies will be entertained

Isn't he an asexualist, so you mean he could entertain them with his top-notch musicality

Siogfinsceal

excellent - another reason to consider botox ;-)

takethebiscuit

So, after the big attack, there'd be Cliff Richard, William Shatner, Cher, Joan Rivers, that Jocelyn Wildenstein cat woman person, Bill Clinton (he'd survive anything) and 100,000 Stepford Wives.

Terry

HemmingSay wrote:

I'm just here for the gasoline.

i saw a rig two days back that could haul that tanker.