You Too Can Abuse Going To Tcd!!..

Boston

Thats the oddest thing I've ever read, and I read dead ed's posts

Nietzschean

Drunken Dec wrote:

Ok first of all I'm not exactly proud of this but anyway: I was "found" infront of a bus stop this evening. What was I doing? Well the same as any citizen in my position would be doing, I was smashing a signpost off a bus shelter trying to smash it. Granted I'll admit it was probably quite immature and kinda stupid, but I'm locked and that's the kind of thing you do when you're locked (if you have a problem with that I ask you NOT to keep quiet and debate me on it, reminding yis that I'm still locked while writing this so you can't quote me tbh). So anyway back to smashing the bus-stop. Yeah the garda pulled over beside me. The reason I got off I put down to two things: my ability in dealing with the garda and my going to trinity..

So there I am blatently in the wrong attempting to smash a bus shelter with a massive sign-post.WOOOOH the garda car pulls over and has me against the car like a whore on the rag with rent due. So anyway there I am thinking I'm completely foooooked. They ask me for ID, I give them my trinitity ID and attempt to explain to them how the plastic is not breakable because it's a re-inforced polymer (I'm obviously talking complete bull at this stage), and that I was doing "tests" on it in the name of scientific research. They then, after looking at my ID, proceeded to tell me how I would become a 'pillar of society' and how I should start to act like one. I of course laughed in their faces. In my defense I stated I was but a mere pillar of drunkenness and they were letting me off easy, some defense I know but I'm all for my justices. Anyway at this stage they took my signpost off me and drove away advising me of "better" ways to spend my nights. I couldnt but help feel somewhat specially treated due to my "status". If I was a non-student I believe I would have been driven down to the station at the very least. Though it obviously pleases me that I wasn't. It somewhat disturbs me also. Why should I be given special treatment? I certainly don't think I should!

If you found some randomer giving a bus shelter a whollop with a big signpost what would you think??

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Crash

Tsk tsk dec, dont delete hilarious ****e

ApeXaviour

Ok listen, I was pissed as a flute writing that...

It in no way corresponds to my actual personality

europerson

ApeXaviour wrote:

Ok listen, I was pissed as a flute writing that...

When did you last see a pissed flute?

It in no way corresponds to my actual personality

Are you sure?

Edwardius

HA! looks like the demons have moved house! I didn't think you were that drunk though, although I'm missing some time from the evening, especially the bit where I vomited on me jacket. dang. Fine evening though, we showed those geology bastards real good.

Stargal

ApeX this might be an odd question but are you in Anúna [the singing group that used to sing the bit at the beginning of Riverdance]?

ApeXaviour

europerson wrote:

When did you last see a pissed flute?

Hmm.. it is an odd expression. I think it comes from "drunk as a flute-player" which is probably to do with the french in medieval times (things like these usually are).

europerson wrote:

Are you sure?

I certainly hope I'm less of a prat yes..

ed wrote:

Fine evening though, we showed those geology bastards real good.

Yes, I think we should invite yannick and fin to the physoc agm though to make up for stealing all their booze.

stargal wrote:

ApeX this might be an odd question but are you in Anúna [the singing group that used to sing the bit at the beginning of Riverdance]?

Heheh, maybe not odd but certainly a little random
No, (unless I sang with them last night) I don't think I've had any dealings with them. Can I ask why you might have thought I was by any chance?

europerson

ApeXaviour wrote:

Can I ask why you might have thought I was by any chance?

It must be the sweet, dulcet tones of your voice...

Pet

Spekaing of trinity, i was wating for a taxi at st stephens' green, and this annoying d4 philhead bitch threw a total WOBBLER cos shed been waiting for a taxi and they kept picking other people up, It was HILARIOUS. i LAUGHED my arse sideways and got a dirty look, but i was with a very strong girl so she could have beaten her up if needs were (been? had been? what is the grammatical protocol in this instance/_

so as i was saying it was very random, but it was HI-LARIOUS, but now my head is going spinnyuhhhhhhhhhh and i have a lab report to do for tomorrow. :-/
woe,

John

Pfft, hi-larious was so Belfield 2004.

Pet

I know, I don't know what possessed me to use it.

I woke up today covered in bruises, and I can't remember how I got them. This is not good.

Boston

Where you at the CSC thing?

The Dump

ah now I get it, the loser ball, is the cause of concern.

Boston

I don't get it, explain

Stargal

ApeXaviour wrote:

Heheh, maybe not odd but certainly a little random
No, (unless I sang with them last night) I don't think I've had any dealings with them. Can I ask why you might have thought I was by any chance?

Oh I just always thought that you were this guy who I know was in Anúna and I always give him a little nod to say 'hey' whenever I see him cos I thought it was you. That's a bit embarrassing. Although to be fair you wouldn't know who I am either so even if it had been the real you it would still be a bit odd.

Or something.