ITT a Pighead Post

Waffled story about nothing * [3rd Person]

tSubh Dearg

When tSubhDearg was but a wee little pot, she often went out on crazy adventures that bared no relation to the topic in hand. Then she would pontificate about them and about how her siblings hated her for who her part in the wacky adventure ruined their lives.

tSubhDearg never regretted her actions on that day though as she always stands by her principals even though they may change from moment to moment.

Talliesin

Talliesin would like to flirt with female boardsters. Especially the non-threatening ones that post on AH. Talliesin would not however like to commit anything of himself or his actual views on anything into any posts. Talliesin will refrain from allowing any emotional commitment entering into anything he says by remaining at one remove from his boards persona and describing himself in the third person.

Talliesin will hence start a poll.

BlueSpiral

Bluespiral doesn't like the fact that many boardsters thinks she's male. It plants a big sticky knife in Bluespiral's heart. That is why she had to put a "lady" in her sig, so everybody would stop thinking Bluespiral was a boy/man/pinochio wannabe.

Everybody has stopped thing Bluespiral is a man, but if the problems arise again, Bluespiral will have to change to Pinkspiral.

Boneyarsebogman is spacing out. Like crazy. A midget could run up behind him and slap him across the head with another midget, and he wouldn't even realise it at all. Though, after a few minutes he would start to wonder why his head would be hurting, turn around and see little footprints. Then he'd think it was a dinosaur. Just because they're cool. Cooler than midgets anyways. Unless there are midget dinosaurs. Then that would kick ass. Or at least bite crotch, seeing as how thats as far as they can go.

Pighead has a problem. Pighead is out of toilet paper. Pighead thinks that normally this is not a problem, but Pighead is currently sitting on the bog. Pighead would normally shout for Mrs Pighead but Mrs Pighead has fallen over and cannot get up due to her large bulk.
What should Pighad do.

/Pighead adds poll

Earthhorse

Earthhorse is unsure as to whether he should post in this thread.

There seems to be a lot of negativity directed at Mr. Pighead and his unique posting style. I'm surprised at you, Talliesin (8/10 - minus five for the extra 'l' but plus three for knowing) old buddy. Earthhorse has always looked to you as a model of common sense and decency.

/takes note of BlueSpiral's gender for future polls

jsr

JSR has this thread figured out. This is not a mockery of Pighead, the half swine who haunts AH. The previous posts are just Pighead taking over the identities of other posters and using them to get in more and sometimes amusing yammering than usual. JSR will now watch all previous posters with a weary eye as they have been tainted in his eyes.

JSR adds poll

Talliesin

BlueSpiral wrote:

Bluespiral doesn't like the fact that many boardsters thinks she's male.

Pighead is female?

Rhyme

Rhyme saw this thread and really expected another humourous venture down third-person lane but he did get quite a sweet little chuckle from ronoc's first post, very nice. Rhyme really should spend more time away from Boards.ie befitting the last few weeks, it makes Rhyme laugh more at the few jokes that he see's.

**Timbuk2**

Timbuk2 joined boards.ie last year. Timbuk2 has an average of 4.5 posts a day. Timbuk2 usually posts in: most comp forums.... after hours... humour... cuckoos nest... comuting transport... and others

Femelade

femmy is tired, femmy thinks that she should be in bed by now and femmy thinks she is a ninny for staying up so late when femmy knows that femmy has work 2moro, but then femmy thinks , femmy is not working till 1pm so now femmy is okay and continues to post.

Boneyarsebogman is worried. Boneyarsebogman just got a txt from his friend telling him she was in hospital. Boneyarsebogman is also very tired, and has been for a while now. Oh well. Boneyarsebogman will hope to get a nap later on. Boneyarsebogman knows that naps are GOOOODDD.. mmm

biko

Biko is a little sad today after rowing with ex yesterday. It was long time coming and biko hopes that he and ex now can move on.

Gillo

Gillo is tired, Gillo has a sore bum, Gillo has been sitting on the same seat for 5 hours now, Gillo has just set up Bit Torrent, Gillo is hogging a 3mb connection, Gillo has a really good shave earlier today, Gillo skin is now really soft & smooth, Gillo hasn't been to the gym in a week now, Gillo is dying for a really long session in the gym, Gillo has a lodge meeting tomorrow night straight after work, Gillo is going to go and get a coffee soon, Gillo wonders why Femmy is not in work until 1:00 pm when he is in work at 8:30, Gillo is trying to think of more stuff to say....

homah_7ft

Homah_7ft is feeling lazy