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Word mix-up

pkeno · 2006-04-09 18:23:37

Apologies if this was posted already: On a flight to Pittsburgh two men sporting black eyes are sitting beside each other. One man asks how the other got his black eye. He replies "at the ticket counter there was a fabulous looking woman with perfect breasts serving me, i was entranced and accidentally asked for a picket…

09-04-2006 6:23pm

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pkeno

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Apologies if this was posted already:

On a flight to Pittsburgh two men sporting black eyes are sitting beside each other. One man asks how the other got his black eye.
He replies "at the ticket counter there was a fabulous looking woman with perfect breasts serving me, i was entranced and accidentally asked for a picket to Tittsburgh so she hit me".

Wow says the other man, i got mine because of a word mix up too!
This morning I came down for breakfast and instead of saying "Honey, could you pass the milk?" I said

"You stupid fat bitch, you've ruined my life"

Had me in stitches when I heard it!

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#2 09-04-2006 6:56pm

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Not very funny

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#3 10-04-2006 9:18am

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:rolleyes: Don't take off your coat, you're not staying!

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#4 12-04-2006 11:25am

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haha!:D

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#5 12-04-2006 11:32am

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those crazy women, i mean can they not forgive a simple slip of the tongue.

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#6 12-04-2006 1:06pm

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I like alot

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