Why Munster will win the heineken cup and not leinster

Shanegggg

Someone tried to tackle David Wallace once but then found out you can’t tackle David Wallace.

The popular videogame "Doom" is based loosely around the time Satan borrowed two bucks from Denis Leamy and forgot to pay him back

You are what you eat. That is why Paul O’Connells diet consists entirely of bricks, steel, and the tears of small children

The eternal conundrum "what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object" was finally solved when David Wallace punched himself in the face

Denis Leamy sold his soul to the devil for his ability to never feel pain and unparalleled strength. Shortly after the transaction was finalised, Leamy bounced the devil before dumping him on hiss ass and taking his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself... The only thing fear has to fear is Paul O’ Connell

Similar to a Russian Nesting Doll, if you were to break David wallace open you would find another David Wallace inside, only smaller and angrier.

An Englishman once tried to throw a ball over Denis Leamy’s head......This has gone down as the biggest mistake in rugby history

When the Incredible Hulk gets angry he transforms into Paul O’Connell

Superman owns a pair of David Wallace pyjamas.

Denis Leamy once had a near death experience…needless to say death now refuses to come near him.

On Moh's hardness scale, diamond is a 10. Paul O’Connell is an 11.

David Wallace wears a cup not to protect himself, but to protect the players on the other team.

We all know the magic word is please. As in the sentence, "Please don't kill me." Too bad Denis Leamy doesn't believe in magic

The world record for most simultanaeous female ####### was set when Paul O' Connell took off his top in Paris

David Wallace is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right shoulders

Denis Leamy is Bruce Wayne

Paul O’Connell appeared in the "Mortal Kombat II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to run the length of the screen and bust his opponent earning him a “ Flawless Victory”. When asked about this "glitch," O’Connell replied, "That's no glitch."

As a child David Wallace used to hunt alligators in the Shannon. I know what you are thinking: “There are no alligators in the Shannon”. Yeah...Now!

Denis Leamy hates playing 'Rock Paper Scissors' because he doesn't believe anything could beat rock. He always chooses rock, and when someone throws paper, he says,"I win." If someone is foolish enough to dispute this, he takes his clenched fist and punches them in the face, then says, "I thought your paper would protect you."

Human females have two X chromosomes. Males have an X and a Y. Paul O’Connell has three Ys and a P. He's more man than you'll ever be.

Denis Leamy Paul O' Connel and David Wallace once went to Wembley to see England v Ireland in a soccer match. They stood in the middle of the English crowd in their Irish jerseys. This has gone down in history as the only time a whole stadium sang the away teams national anthem and a minute silence was held for the home teams’

PowerHouseDan

Already in the Humour section and think this things should be kept in the humour forum and rugby talk in the rugby forum...

RuggieBear

isn't this a banning offence now?

pisslips

It should be posted on all forums cause it's fcuking great.

Shanegggg

RuggieBear wrote:

isn't this a banning offence now?

God u should really lighten up. So i didn't realise it was in the other thread. Who cares!! Besides just like me ppl may not have seen it in the humour thread and may see it here. Besides the topic in discussion is rugby so it has just as much right as being here then it has in humor.

Diamondmaker

Simple Mathematics:

" Forwards win matches and backs by how much!"

Bull Sh*t!!

Tries win matches and Leinster score more than anyone else.
How many tries did the Muster Forwards get last time out?
UUUUUGGGHHHhhhh same as the Leinster forwards, versus a much weaker pack though, at home......
I wont mention the rest of the tries because tries by backs dont seem to count in Munsters archaic map of world rugby!

Crash

Shanegggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg - might be the fact that this has been posted in like six or seven different threads and yet, SOMEHOW, despite the miracles that are david wallace and O'connell, is....



...wait for it....




STILL NOT FUNNY!
wow! who'dve thought it!

nl

Thats a laught. Its all true about O'Connell and Leamy. THey are one of the two best forwards in the world.
But I still think Leinster will edge it. Heislip will handle leamy ok.

PowerHouseDan

I dont see O leary Standing up to BOD

Nukem

PowerHouseDan wrote:

I dont see O leary Standing up to BOD

I see him getting pillocked big style and BOD knows it:o

nl wrote:

Heislip will handle leamy ok.

Gonna be some battle - Heaslip is one player that i enjoy watching as he has got a great rugby sense and pops up in all the right places but Leamy is another work horse so will be great. Heaslip - Leamy - Jennings. New Irish Backrow:D

Hermione*

Shanegggg wrote:

The world record for most simultanaeous female ####### was set when Paul O' Connell took off his top in Paris

Apart from what the others said, as a girl, wtf?! O'Connell? The man may be brilliant (and imo is), but this is just bizarre. A model poor Paul will never be.

Snickers Man

Shanegggg wrote:

Someone tried to tackle David Wallace once....
..the time Satan borrowed two bucks from Denis Leamy ....Paul O’Connells diet consists entirely of bricks, steel, ...when David Wallace punched himself .......Denis Leamy sold his soul to the devil........fear has to fear is Paul O’ Connell.......find another David Wallace inside...throw a ball over Denis Leamy’s head......Incredible Hulk transforms into Paul O’Connell.....Superman owns a pair of David Wallace pyjamas......Denis Leamy once had a near death experience…....diamond is a 10. Paul O’Connell is an 11........David Wallace wears a cup.........Denis Leamy doesn't believe in magic..........when Paul O' Connell took off his top in Paris......David Wallace is currently suing NBC...Denis Leamy is Bruce Wayne........Paul O’Connell appeared in the "Mortal Kombat II" video game.........David Wallace used to hunt alligators in the Shannon.......Denis Leamy hates playing 'Rock Paper Scissors' .....Paul O’Connell 's more man than you'll ever be............

Denis Leamy Paul O' Connel and David Wallace

Or to summarise in a sentence: Munster have only three players.

Right.

I'm really looking forward to asking the pub quiz question after May: Which is the only one of the three Irish provinces which contest the Heineken Cup that has never won it?

Amz

Thred locked and Shaneggg banned.