Help, I have the hi-cups

cormie

Or however you spell them... remedies, quick!!

Slunk

Breathe in- hold it.

The Free Man

Boo!

mountainyman

smack yourself in the face HARD

MM

Slunk

Slunk wrote:

Breathe in- hold it.

I prefer the 'breath out fully, hold it' one.

Tony H

fill a large cup or pint glass if you have it , lean over a sink(it can get messy)and drink the water from the far side of the glass as slow as you can

dédé

Take a glass of water and bend forward to drink it. You'll have to drink with your lips on the farthest side of the glass from you. Don't know if that's clear but I'm doing my best.
Try that, I swear it really works.

netwhizkid

I heard the Mods were talking of banning you cormie*

























































*Perhaps the fright of that has cured your hi-cups

Are you feeling okay netwhizkid?

Clearly the reason for the hiccups lies in the Bertie Ahernled FF/PD government.

Only by electing your peculiar brand of comic book Communism can we hope to rid Ireland of this accursed disease.

Jello

Take a large shot of vodka. I can assure you that will get rid of them.

slipss

if you have an asthma inhaler handy, one of the blue ones, take a shot of that and hold it in aslong as you can, while your holding your breath walk back and forth and rub your stomach with your hand, when you can't hold your breath any more sit down and breath in as deep as you can and put your head between your knees.....sounds strange and complicated I know, but this really really works honest.

bounty

Guaranteed way to cure hiccups:

1. Hold your nose

2. Start drinking water really slowly

3. Continue for about 30 - 45 seconds until you feel like your drowning

4. Your body thinks its drowning and turns off the muscle twitch which is the hiccup

Ruu_Old

Bang your head off the wall three times, spin in a circle, jump up and down for 10 minutes and bring to boil...no thats just made up.

Hold your breath.

Sofaspud

BOO!


Did it work?
No?:(

aidan_walsh

Quick, someone post one of those crap Flash games where the thing jumps out at you at the end.

Bang netwhizkid's head off the wall three times, spin in a circle, jump up and down for 10 minutes and bring to boil...

Corrected.

netwhizkid

aidan_walsh wrote:

Quick, someone post one of those crap Flash games where the thing jumps out at you at the end.


Corrected.

I have the link but it is now defunct, I agree that would frighten the bejesus out of you enough to cure anything / Cause a heart attack.

Corrected? I thought we Kerrymen stuck toghter Aidan

aidan_walsh

I thought we Kerrymen stuck toghter Aidan

You are what they write Kerryman joke books about.

cormie

they're gone.. didn't do any of the above. I started eating me dinner and they went.

Ruu_Old

Just incase it happens again, go here. Oh thanks for the edit there, aidan

cormie

ARGHHHH they are back:mad: :mad:

is_that_so

A spoonful of sugar Works every time.

Fast_Mover

so..

have more dinner..

or actually take the advise of people above, as u 'didnt do any of the above' the last time..(so why even post the thread in the first place!!:rolleyes: )

if the afforementioned suggestions dont work, get back to us and we'll talk more.

beachbabe

yeah, a spoonfull of sugar and let it disolve slowly in your mouth. Also hold your breath and try and swallow 3 times.

cormie

bounty wrote:

Guaranteed way to cure hiccups:

1. Hold your nose

2. Start drinking water really slowly

3. Continue for about 30 - 45 seconds until you feel like your drowning

4. Your body thinks its drowning and turns off the muscle twitch which is the hiccup

THAT WORKED!!! WOW, what a weird feeling doing that. feels weird on your nose:p

THANK YOU:D

beachbabe

Oops... not both at the same time obviously...

meowCat

bounty wrote:

Guaranteed way to cure hiccups:

1. Hold your nose

2. Start drinking water really slowly

3. Continue for about 30 - 45 seconds until you feel like your drowning

4. Your body thinks its drowning and turns off the muscle twitch which is the hiccup

I was about to suggest that, then I saw your post.
Didn't know though why it works. I think this method was once recommended in an episode of Columbo. Worked every time for me.

Good luck with loosing the hi-cups, cormie!

tman

hi-cups, eh?
sounds like a fancy type of bra or somthing...

cormie

what's the right word for them? lol..

I'm cured, woo, gonna remember that cure, thanks:)

Aporia

Slunk wrote:

Breathe in- hold it.

Yup that's a definite cure just as long as you hold your breath until can feel yourself trying to hiccup again

miju

seriously guys, a tea spoon of normal vinegar stops the hiccups in literally 1 second, just have a glass of water handy to get rid of the taste

read it in a womans magazine years ago and have been doing it for years and it aint let me down yet

Caryatnid

cormie wrote:

Or however you spell them... remedies, quick!!

Spelling: hiccups
Remedy Suggestion: Guys, typing "Boo" here although funny, isn't gonna work because it's not sudden enough. Cormie - since you are on the internet, download a rapidly spreading virus to your computer. When it starts infiltrating your system and emails, it will frighten the sh!te out of you, thus dispelling your hiccups.

On this post -

miju wrote:

seriously guys, a tea spoon of normal vinegar stops the hiccups in literally 1 second, just have a glass of water handy to get rid of the taste

read it in a womans magazine years ago and have been doing it for years and it aint let me down yet

wow, I can't wait till I get hiccups the next time because I definitely wanna try this one!!!