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Who played the worst? (low content)

  • 06-04-2006 9:01am
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,254 ✭✭✭


    This is a hand I witnessed, and I laughed out loud when I saw the hands flipped over.

    Perhaps nobody cares, but I thought I would share my moment of mirth with you all.

    Alas - I was, but a bystander in the proceedings.

    The protagonists.
    OpenLimper - weighing in with a stack of 100, hailing from the far shores of some country on the North American Continent we have the one, the only OPEN LIMPER.

    OverLimper - weighing in with a mighty stack of 123, previously limped K5s and called a raise, then bet the flop with his draw, and got all in on the turn Vs Fuzz when Fuzz had a set. His titles include "I go to the felt with top pair, and take no notice of kickers". The miiiggghtttyyy OVER LIMPER

    Lunatic - the undersized lunatic only has a stack of 94, but he weilds it with ferocity. His titles include "raise JTs, dude with stack of 1000 moves in, and he calls !!", also "big stack makes it 18 utg, CALL with Q9o on the BB". The underdog in this royal rumble .... the LUNATIC.

    The Action:

    Prelude to a kiss
    OpenLimper limps utg, overlimper limps next to act, folded to the lunatic on the BB ... who makes it 18. Unperturbed ... BOTH limpers call.

    The kiss:
    The dealer turns a sporty Ac 9h 4s ... and what-what the lunatic CHECKS. Ahhh but OpenLimper moves-in for 74, and OverLimper spies weakness and CALLS .... and finally the Lunatic triumphantly pushes his chips into the middle.

    Epilogue:
    OpenLimper flips over a sporting TT
    OverLimper confidently turns over KK
    And Lunatic, ever the broken hero - flips over Ad6c for the win !!

    Oh how I laughed.


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,537 ✭✭✭Ste05


    Excellent Post, had a little chuckle to myself. Well written.....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,467 ✭✭✭Norwich Fan Rob


    I take it u made a few quid at this table then !


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 46 theslick


    ha - makes me feel better about my play. But how do you play against these? How can you put them on a hand?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,696 ✭✭✭Hectorjelly


    Juventus


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