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Which pop star would you like to pee in your garden?

05-04-2006 11:02am

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It started here...
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=51159177&posted=1#post51159177

Which pop star would you like to pee in your garden & why?
What would you do to commemorate the event?

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#2 05-04-2006 11:24am

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Probably Rod Stewart. That guy looks like he's full of nutrients. Keith Richards would be automatically banned for obvious reasons.

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#3 05-04-2006 11:47am

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Madonna, so I'd have some kind of legal basis for beating her about the head with a shovel.

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#4 05-04-2006 1:15pm

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Pigman II wrote:

Keith Richards would be automatically banned for obvious reasons.

Yeah, but imagine the effect it would have on your begonias!

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#5 05-04-2006 1:21pm

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Eva Longoria!

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#6 05-04-2006 1:29pm

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eva's not a pop star! is she?

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#7 05-04-2006 1:30pm

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Any of the Girls Aloud girls except the red-haired one.

Why? Cos they're hot.

What would I do to commemorate it? Take a few pictures or a video.

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#8 05-04-2006 1:32pm

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If you wouldn't let the bould Eva have a slash in your garden I'd say you were certainly confused. Either that or overly particular about who you let micturate on your property.

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#9 05-04-2006 1:44pm

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Slash.

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#10 05-04-2006 1:48pm

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i'll set m'self up here, but soddit, if she asked nicely..who am i to say "no"

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#11 05-04-2006 1:50pm

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Urethra Franklin.

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#12 05-04-2006 1:57pm

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Wee man.

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#13 05-04-2006 2:01pm

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Limp Bizcuit like.

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#14 05-04-2006 2:04pm

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There is no grass in my garden - only little plants and whoever pees on them might destroy them. Having said that having any girl spreading wide in my backgarden is a great idea

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#15 05-04-2006 2:04pm

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Dicky Rock.

Edit: No wait, Willy Shatner.

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#16 05-04-2006 2:04pm

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Tar.Aldarion wrote:

Urethra Franklin.

Close the internet, Tar wins it.

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#17 05-04-2006 2:36pm

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Uriah(n) Heep

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#18 05-04-2006 2:58pm

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Farin Urlaub, because he's hot.
I would put him in my bedroom and he would have to be my personal slave.

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#19 05-04-2006 6:50pm

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saado wrote:

Close the internet, Tar wins it.

Internet locked.

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#20 05-04-2006 6:55pm

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Robbie William's vomited across the road from my garden about 10 years ago....

Does that count?

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#21 05-04-2006 7:42pm

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that's sick, thanks for telling us loike

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#22 05-04-2006 7:58pm

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Lindsay Lohan, while doing a backwards crab walk...naked. To commemorate it I would video tape it and send a copy to Seth McFarland. She did sing something, didn't she, thus making her a pop star?

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#23 05-04-2006 9:35pm

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LadyJ wrote:

Robbie William's vomited across the road from my garden about 10 years ago....

Does that count?

Not unless he vomited piss and that piss then somehow proceeded to make it's way into your garden.

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#24 05-04-2006 10:01pm

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Girls Aloud can come inside to use the toilet, anyone else gets a hurley taken to them

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#25 06-04-2006 7:07am

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biko wrote:

Girls Aloud can come inside to use the toilet, anyone else gets a hurley taken to them

You forgot to say "except the red headed mingery one"

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#26 06-04-2006 9:14am

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Wouldnt mind seeing a few turds coming out of Linda Martins leathery hide, I hear her manure is ideal for the daffs.

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#27 06-04-2006 11:31am

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Get yaself seen to ya sick baaastid:D

Lamb a hesu!!!

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#28 06-04-2006 11:34am

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Now that you mention it Mary Harney could pressure the pf's on my back garden... she's covered in chickweed an docks..... should shift some of it .... bit like Roundup I'm told....

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#29 06-04-2006 11:35am

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Archeron wrote:

You forgot to say "except the red headed mingery one"

Except she's not a redhead any more, she dyed it. Now she's just like the rest of them.

LadyJ wrote:

Robbie William's vomited across the road from my garden about 10 years ago....

You should have scooped it up and sold it on ebay.

Urethra Franklin. Brilliant. Try saying it fast though.

Anyway, why would anyone like a popstar to piss in their garden? It's not like they're real people with feelings and bladders or anything.

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#30 06-04-2006 2:48pm

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rubadub wrote:

Wouldnt mind seeing a few turds coming out of Linda Martins leathery hide, I hear her manure is ideal for the daffs.

whilst singing her eurovision song la lah laa laa :O

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#31 16-04-2006 12:14am

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For the craic.....britney spears seems like nowadays she'd do it and all

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#32 16-04-2006 12:25am

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I laughed so much at this thread that I have to go pee myself now!

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